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My new favorite website is WikiHow.com.

Where else can I find out how to, say, properly listen to Pink Floyd?

"Steps:

1. Pick your album of choice (eg, The Wall, Animals, etc).
2. Place CD or Vinyl into player.
3. Find a place to sit or lay where you would be comfortable laying there for an hour.
4. Start CD or vinyl.
5. Lay or sit, and close your eyes or stare into space, or maybe even look at the cover art.
6. Try using headphones to listen.
7. Most of the songs have a whole meaning or story behind it. Try to understand what the song is about, or even the concept of a whole album, like "The Wall".
8. Understand the concept behind "The Wall".
9. Watch the movie "The Wall".

Warnings:

• Many people like to incorporate the use of illegal drugs, such as hallucinogens or marijuana, whilst listening to Pink Floyd. Make sure you are in a safe environment if you chose to do so, and try to act responsibly."

Seriously, the web just wasn't pulling its weight in providing information like "If you make a girl laugh at a stupid joke, you know she likes you." No, not until WikiHow came along.

God bless you, WikiHow.

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