(Untitled)

[homunculi]

Today, I, in a moment of glory, snuck up on a wild squirrel and smacked it on the ass. Caught him totally by surprise! I feel like such a fuckin' hero.

I'm so proud of me.

Comments

[obnoxiousorange]

Are you sure you were awake?

If you were, then that's very impressive, and you should hire a cameraman to follow you around from now on. Just in case.

[spiffnaked]

I completely agree.

[homunculi]

Matt witnessed the entire thing. And I'm pretty sure he was awake too. More or less.

[obnoxiousorange]

Does he own a camera?

[homunculi]

Yes, but it was a moment of opportunity. No time to wait for him to prep the device. Assuming he had it.