Dec 13, 2003 01:11
"Subject: b4 and the e cafe
Time: 12:34 am.
one day in the small completely white racist town of smithtown, there was this place we called smithtown highschool, and in this highschool was a cafeateria...a nice cafeateria with cirlce tables, radio, a television, some games,a VENDING machine, a snapple machine, a school store, some chairs, a clock, a microwave, 3-5 garbaje cans and some food. and in this cafateria was a table near the vending machine with some nice young boys at its...only boys..kim...maybe, and everyone got along and had great drink spiting converstaions there. and on one special day there was a change...an very odd a powerful change. the vending machine door was open!...(how the door became to its state {right b4 the the doors to the highschool were locked a bird slipped in a rather crowish bird...and this bird was fucking hungry man, so it finds the vending machine, and its just like oh shit i gotta have my fucking pops man...so it pecked away at the door alllll night and it wouldnt open, then it oddly found the key lying on the floor so it picked it up and put it in, turned and opened...since birds have thumbs and all...., and becuase the bird was such a dumb ass it pecked its hole beck of and then died from blood loss. then the mice came ate its hole body including the bones, yes they are crazy})so these great kids of the table saw this door open and were like hot damn thats awsome..then we sat, and sat, then someone stole soemthign, then we sat,...then some genious i dont no who but i no we were all thinking the exact thing decided we would put a sandwhich in the vending machine, so jw since he always has the pb&j sandwhich no crust, we decided it would be jsut right for the job, so jw took a few bites put it back in the bag. then chris rosenman being the stelth child that he is snuck over and silently sliped the sandwich in....amaaaaaaaazing. it was good for a few minutes of straight laughter. then the bitch lady got mad and somehow noticed it. even tho the teacher with the cat wiskers thought it was wicked fun, she grabbed it and through it out. then we asked wiskers if we could put it back then take a few pictures, and hes just like yeah man sure its so fucking sick lets do this shit, so we put it back under his supervision, took a few pictures of the event (photographer:jw). then chris rosenman being the awsomeness that he is just walks over and closes thte door....
and locking it in the process and wiskers is jsut like haha whatttt, k guess its stuck in there.........and that its the tale of the of the tale
the rest of the sandwiches life is very sad and upseting and can not be writen in this journal, if you would like to no its very painful but i will share "
from billy quinns journal.
haha that was such a great lunch period.
B-4.
+great work everybody at acoustic cafe tonite
and afterwards at the diner, all the people there. thank you
i enjoyed it.
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