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[homofuckiens]

Okay, so as it so happens, keeping every little Pokebeast out of their containers for copious amounts of time leads to severe consequences and I blame John in its entirety. He can share it with Eridan, who is truly a fucking accomplice in this, I have no goddamn doubt

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[usedwindything]

How in the world is this my fault?

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[homofuckiens]

I'm picking up your bad habits, letting everything fly as fucking freely as the goddamn wind without a care in the world.

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[usedwindything]

Hey, I resent that. I keep a close eye on my pokémon whenever I let them stay out of their balls for extended periods of time. Which, by the way, it's usually just two, not "everything." Hence why my team has never had indiscriminate bouts of hanky-panky leading to inevitable egg-a-paloozas.

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[homofuckiens]

I meant your general attitude, Egderp.

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[usedrapidspin]

Sounds like you've got a pretty good handle on things now.

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[homofuckiens]

I've been here a month. What do you expect?

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[usedrapidspin]

Mm, has it been that long? It's easy to lose track of time here.

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[homofuckiens]

Actually, It's been about two. Your months are shorter than ours.

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[8etterl8]

Ha ha! maybe you should have been a breeeeeeeeder. Between you and Eridweeb.

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[homofuckiens]

Vriska, I will fucking end you.

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[8etterl8]

Well before you "end me" -- oooooooohhhh -- maybe you could give me one of your eggs first, huh?

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[homofuckiens]

Because insulting me first is definitely going to convince me to hand an egg over.

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[usedtherapy]

To be fair, Karkat, this can unfortunately happen whether they're properly supervised, left in their balls or not. There are Pokemon who have been known to break loose of their confines.

All you can really do is hope this doesn't happen.

As for your eggs, I'd be interested in taking one off your hands.

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[homofuckiens]

Lucy? Yes, I can see that happening. The others are a lack of just paying attention, I think

...But sure, yeah. I could hand one over to you.

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[usedtherapy]

Well be sure Lucy doesn't decide to go anywhere when you aren't watching. Moonlightings are unfortunately a thing that can happen as well.

Thank you. You said you had Sneasel eggs, right?

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[homofuckiens]

That will never not sound weird, you know. Going from using nocturnal terms to diurnal ones? It could be the cause of irritation later in life.

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Four of them. I noticed Lucy's snatched a Pidgey egg or two, so I kind of separated the little beasts for the time being. If you really want one of those, then yeah. Pick it up whenever.

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[usedrecover]

Well, well, it appears someone has had a change of heart. [ no she doesn't want an egg ): ]

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[homofuckiens]

Maybe I just want to get rid of the little shits.

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[usedrecover]

Oh? It appears I stand corrected. [ HAHA but Lust is cool with this. ]

I have to admit, I really admire your determination to stay the same and let nothing get to you. [ translation: jesus christ you really go the extra mile to get sand in your buckets. Also you're hilarious to annoy. ]

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[homofuckiens]

That's the only way to be fucking efficient at gaming.