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homofuckiens

005 ♋ Text

Nov 18, 2011 09:26

I THINK THAT I HAVE FINALLY REACHED THE LOWEST FUCKING POINT IN THE ENTIRETY OF MY SHORT LIVED LIFE.
OUT OF ALL OF THE THINGS THAT HAVE FUCKING HAPPENED, IN WHICH I HAD NO DIRECT CHOICE IN THE MATTER
THIS ONE I VOLUNTARILY STEP INTO.
SHIT, I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE FLYING FUCK I AM SETTING MYSELF UP FOR HERE.
SOMEONE SHOULD JUST PAY ME A VISIT AND ( Read more... )

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shellderkillder November 18 2011, 21:47:09 UTC

I presume the excessive use of capitals lock is tied to the overly dramatic tone of the text.

homofuckiens November 19 2011, 02:36:56 UTC

NOPE.
THAT'S JUST THE WAY THAT I TYPE, DOUCHEWAFFLE.

shellderkillder November 19 2011, 12:26:15 UTC

Excuse me?

homofuckiens November 20 2011, 06:26:01 UTC

YOU'RE VERY MUCH EXCUSED.

shellderkillder November 20 2011, 09:01:57 UTC

Young man, your attitude is not endearing.

homofuckiens November 20 2011, 21:12:03 UTC

I DIDN'T REALIZE THAT I WAS ABOUT TO ENGAGE IN SOME POPULARITY CONTEST.
WHY THE FUCK DO I AND SHOULD I CARE IF I AM ENDEARING TO A COMPLETE STRANGER?

shellderkillder November 20 2011, 21:16:10 UTC

You should always mind your manners, young man. You never know who you might offend.

homofuckiens November 20 2011, 21:25:45 UTC

YOU KNOW WHAT
I AM JUST THROUGH WITH THIS NOOKBITING SHIT.
I'LL TELL YOU WHY I DON'T GIVE TWO HEAPING FUCKS IF I COME ACROSS AS RUDE OR NOT.
YOU LITTLE SHIT STAINS NEED TO LEARN THE CONCEPT OF CULTURAL SENSITIVITY AND ACCEPTANCE.
WE ARE TROLLS, NOT SOME FLOWER HUGGING DIPSHITS THAT SPREAD LOVE AND HUMANITY AROUND EVERWHERE WE CAN GET OUR FUCKING PRONGS ON.
SO TAKE YOUR MANNERS HOOFBEAST SHIT AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR WASTE CHUTE.
JUST BECAUSE I HAVE THE APPEARANCE OF A SOFT, PINK MONKEY DOES NOT MEAN THAT MY PRIDE AS A TROLL HAS GONE NULL JUST LIKE OUR GAME SESSION.
I WILL STILL CONTINUE TO ACT IN A MANNER THAT IS SUITING MY RACE AS I FUCKING SEE FIT!

shellderkillder November 20 2011, 22:33:06 UTC

Oh.

I was not aware that this behaviour was typical of trolls.

homofuckiens November 22 2011, 05:19:35 UTC

BEING DOUCHEBAGS?
IT'S SOMETHING THAT HAPPENS ON A FAIRLY CONSISTENT BASIS.
THE MORE YOU FUCKING KNOW.

shellderkillder November 22 2011, 21:02:11 UTC

I must confess... I have no idea whether you are being serious or not.

homofuckiens November 24 2011, 04:17:02 UTC

I DON'T HOLD A PRANKSTER'S GAMBIT.
THEREFORE, IT IS SAFE TO ASSUME THAT I AM BEING SERIOUS AND SPEAKING PLAINLY.

shellderkillder November 24 2011, 10:32:13 UTC

I am not sure if I understood that completely, but very well.

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