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[homofuckiens]

I THINK THAT I HAVE FINALLY REACHED THE LOWEST FUCKING POINT IN THE ENTIRETY OF MY SHORT LIVED LIFE.
OUT OF ALL OF THE THINGS THAT HAVE FUCKING HAPPENED, IN WHICH I HAD NO DIRECT CHOICE IN THE MATTER
THIS ONE I VOLUNTARILY STEP INTO.
SHIT, I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE FLYING FUCK I AM SETTING MYSELF UP FOR HERE.
SOMEONE SHOULD JUST PAY ME A VISIT AND

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i hope you don't mind that rob is totally only going to speak to kar in all caps

[hackintheaster]

DUDE, IF YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT YOUR DATE WITH ERIDAN, MAN UP AND ENJOY IT.

IF YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT HOW YOU HAVE OBVIOUSLY FALLEN FOR ME, THAT'S OKAY, I UNDERSTAND. YOU'LL HAVE TO GET IN LINE, THOUGH.

IF YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE THEN uhhh..... WANNA TALK ABOUT IT?

not at all!

[homofuckiens]

HOW THE FUCK ARE PEOPLE HEARING ABOUT THIS???

[hackintheaster]

ERIDAN AND I HAVE A SPECIAL BOND. HE TELLS ME EVERYTHING.

[homofuckiens]

I'M STARTING TO THINK HE JUST RAN HIS FUCKING MOUTH.

[hackintheaster]

NOT REALLY. HE NEVER MENTIONED YOU, SPECIFICALLY. THAT WAS JUST MY DETECTIVE SKILLAGE RIGHT THERE.

IT'S NOT LIKE YOU'RE BEING SNEAKY ABOUT IT EITHER.

[homofuckiens]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN.

[hackintheaster]

I MEAN THAT YOU'RE BEING KIND OF OBVIOUS ABOUT THE WHOLE DATE THING.

[homofuckiens]

NO I AM NOT, GENIUS.
IN FACT, I'M NOT EVEN TRULY REFERENCING THAT STELLAR EVENT.

[hackintheaster]

SO YOU HAVE FALLEN FOR ME? OH KAR I'M TOUCHED. YOU'LL HAVE TO FIGHT ERIDAN FOR MY HONOR, BUT I'M SURE WE CAN WORK SOMETHING OUT.

[homofuckiens]

OH MY GOD.
FUCK YOU.

[hackintheaster]

SO WHICH IS IT, KAR?

[homofuckiens]

NONE OF THE FUCKING ABOVE.

[hackintheaster]

SO WHY ARE YOU SO UPSET?

[homofuckiens]

THAT'S NONE OF YOUR GODDAMN BUSINESS.
IT'S NO ONE'S FUCKING BUSINESS.

[hackintheaster]

YOU OBVIOUSLY WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT OR YOU WOULDN'T HAVE MADE A GIANT POST ABOUT IT.

[homofuckiens]

OR MAYBE I WAS JUST IN THE MINDSET OF DRAGGING EVERYONE I FUCKING COULD DOWN WITH ME.