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[homofuckiens]

For all those who know us and relatively show some kind of concern for our well being - few and far between for the fish douche, I know - we arrived in this shitty town safe and sound. Apparently we had do make a fucking stop to go jump in a goddamn well because someone was too fucking curious for his own good.

On that note, Captor, your

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[8etterl8]

You mean you didn't lose him somewhere in the caves. Damn!

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[sciencebipches]

I'm actually EXCELLENT at nawigation, Wris, but thanks for your obwious concern.

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[8etterl8]

Wasn't talking about your navigational skills dumbass. I was hoping he'd leave you behind.

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[sciencebipches]

I get what you were yappin' about, hag, but apparently you hawe such a empty lobe I hawe to spell shit out for you. Here I go, do try to pay attention: I'm so good at nawigatin' that it's near impossible to leawe me behind or lose me--kinda like it's near impossible for you to not look like a calamity on legs.

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[8etterl8]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You're good at navigating, whaaaaaaaatever.

I am not some 'calamity' on legs though! I am a walking beauty!

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[sciencebipches]

Oh shut up.

HA! Maybe if someone's wiew a beauty was ABSOLUTELY fuckin' DISTORTED. Like, ugly was their fetish and that'd make you their goddess!

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[8etterl8]

Did you go blind too Eridan? You muuuuuuust be mistaken.

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[sciencebipches]

The only way I'd go blind, is if I looked at you directly, my optical orbs aren't made for takin' that class a ugly in. But I'll be sure not to make that mistake, don't you worry your ugly head there, Wris. I know how to take care a myself, unlike certain spiderhags.

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[8etterl8]

Karkat should've just left you in the well. Ugh, soooooooo glad you're back.

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[homofuckiens]

No one asked for your input, spiderbitch.

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[8etterl8]

You said "for all those who know us and show some kind of concern for our well being"

I count as one those! I show a relative concern for your well being, and I also fall into the category of few and far between for the fish douche!

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[trollsbackwards]

Fuck that logic. Your concern lasts as long as we're beneficial to you.

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[8etterl8]

Please Karkat. I am hurt that you would say such cruuuuuuuuel things about me.

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[trollsbackwards]

Sure you are.

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[8etterl8]

I am! I was totally concerned! Kept thinking that you guys might be lost forever despite douchfins "exceptional nawigatin' " skills or whatever.

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[trollsbackwards]

Just give us like two or three fucking weeks and we'll be in Goldenrod.