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[homofuckiens]

For all those who know us and relatively show some kind of concern for our well being - few and far between for the fish douche, I know - we arrived in this shitty town safe and sound. Apparently we had do make a fucking stop to go jump in a goddamn well because someone was too fucking curious for his own good.

On that note, Captor, your

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[usedrapidspin]

Make sure to take plenty of antidotes when you head for the forest. The Bug-type Pokemon in there are poisonous and they'll attack people, too. I found that out the hard way.

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[trollsbackwards]

Aren't bugs weak to fire?

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[usedrapidspin]

They are, yes, so Growlithe will come in handy. But it still never hurts to be prepared, just in case.

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[trollsbackwards]

Alex. [ has to correct you on that. ]

Anyway, I'll be certain to stock up on that shit. I hear you can get lost in there?

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[usedrapidspin]

[ aw, you named it. PRECIOUS. ]

Alex. Sorry.

-It's easy to. Ilex Forest is very dark and sometimes the beaten path is hard to follow, or it leads off into side areas that don't go anywhere.

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[trollsbackwards]

...Someone should draw a fucking map.

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[usedrapidspin]

I'm surprised nobody has. That might be worth asking around about...

[ adding it to his giant and hectic mental to-do list. ]

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[trollsbackwards]

Maybe I will one day, when I'm not fucking saddled with Ampora.

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[usedrapidspin]

Is that... you mentioned that person before, right? A fish?

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[trollsbackwards]

Yeah, Ampora. Normally he's the sea dwelling type of troll.

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[usedrapidspin]

I don't understand. Troll? You mean like the kind from storybooks?

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[trollsbackwards]

Fuck that noise. We're not associated with mythological bridge dwellers.