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Oct 09, 2011 22:22

WHAT THE ACTUAL TAINTCHAFING FUCK IS WITH ALL OF THESE FLAPBEASTS WITH FANGS ( Read more... )

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text; usedwindything October 10 2011, 03:11:00 UTC

...you caught the very first one you found, didn't you?

text; homofuckiens October 10 2011, 03:13:16 UTC

FUCK YOU.

text; usedwindything October 10 2011, 03:13:51 UTC

so that's a yes? :P

text; homofuckiens October 10 2011, 03:15:09 UTC

THE WORLD MAY NEVER FUCKING KNOW.
HOWEVER, IT MIGHT KNOW HOW TO MAKE THIS BARKBEAST STOP TRYING TO FUCKING LICK ME TO DEATH.

Re: text; usedwindything October 10 2011, 03:18:56 UTC

hehehe. well, just because josie is kind of puny now doesn't mean she will stay that way.
you could be pleasantly surprised when she evolves.
or even before she evolves, tiny doesn't always mean weak.
my starter is tinier than normal but he is actually quite strong in battle.
i am guessing your egg contained a very overexcited puppy?
what kind?

text; homofuckiens October 10 2011, 03:21:47 UTC

I DON'T KNOW, MAN.
HONESTLY, SHE'S BETTER BEHAVED THAN MY STARTER, THAT'S FOR FUCKING SURE.
EVEN THOUGH YOU SAY I COULD BE SURPRISED, WELL
NOTHING AGAINST HER OR ANYTHING, BUT IT'S JUST MY LUCK THAT THINGS WILL JUST GO TO SHIT.
ANYWAY, THE "PUPPY" IS A GROWLITHE, I GUESS.

text; usedwindything October 10 2011, 03:51:12 UTC

well see?
at least that's one thing you have going for you.
a well-behaved zubat.
as for the growlithe, have you tried telling it to stop?
nicely? not yelling at it?

text; homofuckiens October 10 2011, 03:59:26 UTC

WHAT.
YOU WANT ME TO GIVE IT A ONE OVER LIKE I DID WITH GAMZEE?

text; usedwindything October 10 2011, 04:01:26 UTC

...i'm not following.

text; homofuckiens October 10 2011, 04:05:05 UTC

IT'S FINE.
I DID IT AND IT WORKED.
ALEX SEEMED TO LIKE IT TOO, WEIRD LITTLE THING.

text; usedwindything October 10 2011, 04:06:01 UTC

uh...ok.
what did you do exactly?

video homofuckiens October 10 2011, 04:08:14 UTC

[ and on the camera goes. he's just.... basically petting and patting the thing. ]

video usedwindything October 10 2011, 04:12:52 UTC

[Meanwhile, John just looks baffled.]

Uh...right then. Now what does that have to do with Gamzee?

video homofuckiens October 10 2011, 04:14:05 UTC

This method worked on calming his rageful subjuggulating ass down.

video usedwindything October 10 2011, 04:15:53 UTC

You...petted him like a dog? And that made him calm down?

[What?]

video homofuckiens October 10 2011, 04:17:01 UTC

Gamzee is far from being a goddamned barkbeast, John. He just has some issues that probably stem from his Lusus never being the fuck around.

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