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Jul 19, 2005 18:25


Are you good enough for me? :P

Girlfriend Application )

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embracingyou July 19 2005, 11:25:57 UTC
BASICS:
Name: Erd
Age: 17
Location: East London
Height: 5'7"
Hair (color and style): Black/Green tints
Eyes: Black
Penis size : Average
Piercings/tattoos: Nah

OTHER:
1. Where would we go on dates? Quohaug Mall
2. Who are three (or more) of your favorite bands/artists? Tool, APC, Radiohead
3. Do you drink/smoke?? Yes/No
4. Do you like the rain? Yeah
5. If so...would you play in it with me? ;)
6. Do you like movies? ;)
7. If so would you stay up and watch them with me all night? ;)
8. Could we cuddle and just fall asleep together? ;)
9. Would you kiss my forhead? THATS JUST SICK!
10. Do you play an instrument? Yeah
11. If so...what? Guitar, Bass, Piano and weird arse synth thingis
12. Would you call me right after we saw eachother to make sure i made it home alright? WHAT THE HELL!
13. How would you rate your hugs from 1-10? 11
14. Favorite body part on a guy? Meatleg
15. What would you say is the best thing about yourself? Meatleg
16. Do you have any reps (ie: heartbreaker, slut)? Spitroast King
17. Would you give me kisses just because? I believe the video dictates "I'll kiss him!"

What Would You do if...
I cried: Laugh
I said I liked you: ;)
I kissed you: ;)
I was hospitalized: Bring you Family Guy on DVD
I ran away from home: Sleep on it
We got in a fight: Rub my bum on you? works for Ahmed...
I got dumped: Seduce you!
I pissed you off: By process of elimination, I'll shit you off? =S

What Do You Think Of My...
Personality: Legend
Eyes: "Whats he lookin' at!"
Face: Former Skin
Hair: Bushy again
Clothes: Better off without them?
Voice: Sexy yet reminds me of the guy who works at the drive way in McDonalds
Humor: Legend
Choice of music: Freak Sweet
Manners: What?
Friends: Legends
Decisions: Classic

Would You...
Be my friend: Already am
Tell me the truth no matter what: Yes
Buy me a birthday gift: Your brick is in the post
Lie to make me feel better: Nah, just show you my crotch
Spread rumors about me: Nah, too cool.
Go out at 4am to get me chocolate: In Hackney? FUCK OFF
Keep a secret if I told you one: What secret?
Loan me some cash: Sure thang
Hold my hand: Touch your bum? cheeky boy?
Keep in touch: Of your bum? cheeky boy?
Make me a snack: No, but I'll sure as hell buy you one...
Try and solve my problems: Game of tic tac toe is in order!
Love me: Hells yea!
Makeout with me: Hells ye...WHAT THE FUCK THATS RUDE! and/or kinda have through a Big Mac...
Hold me in times of need: Or times of no need?
Ditch me: Nay, but I'll stand in a ditch with you.
Use me: Nah
Ask me out: For cash
Date me: For cash
kiss with me whenever you had the chance: Nah, make me a sandwich
Hold me and make my problems go away: If thats what my penis does?

After all that Paul...RESTRAIN MYSELF, I HAVE TO PAUL, I HAVE TO! AND RESTRAIN YOURSELF!!!

Erd. x.

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homocidalfish July 19 2005, 11:33:49 UTC
"I was hospitalized: Bring you Family Guy on DVD"

we would be so good together :'( but alas i must restrain myself!

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