52. must whine incessantly about how much you hate jock hardcore and the scene....but only offer outbusts resulting from your inferiority complex towards kids less than half your age......*cough loveofdiaphragms cough*
53. Must have poor hygeine
54. Rebel against the system by writing political rants on a forum that on which you know they will get soaked up by your peers
55. Must challenge dumb jock hc kids to fight, but when they show up you bitch out like the hessian gaylord you are
56. Can only listen to triangle shaped 7"s with individually screen printed covers printed on recycled carpet
57. must sing a song about "female spirit....a flame that burns so bright".....when in actual fact you're possibly the biggest sleaze around: see no.24
58. ding dong does not count as a nightclub
59. must try and regulate people over things they say without having any grasp of the concept they were on about.....oh wait, this only applies to natalie ann
60. its not ok to mosh at shows unless it involves spraying fire extinguishers
61. you only hate myxstruggle because they woke up to how gay being a hessian is
62. after over 4 years of the term being thrown around constantly, you still make witty posts on sbm asking what the term hessian means
63. must not work but collect government handouts....then spend this on triangle 7"s
64. must talk a tonne of shit about her nightmare, but when confronted by one of them, you are like a hairy snowman...quiet and round *cough loveofdiaphragms cough*
57. must sing a song about "female spirit....a flame that burns so bright".....when in actual fact you're possibly the biggest sleaze around: see no.24
53. Must have poor hygeine
54. Rebel against the system by writing political rants on a forum that on which you know they will get soaked up by your peers
55. Must challenge dumb jock hc kids to fight, but when they show up you bitch out like the hessian gaylord you are
56. Can only listen to triangle shaped 7"s with individually screen printed covers printed on recycled carpet
57. must sing a song about "female spirit....a flame that burns so bright".....when in actual fact you're possibly the biggest sleaze around: see no.24
58. ding dong does not count as a nightclub
59. must try and regulate people over things they say without having any grasp of the concept they were on about.....oh wait, this only applies to natalie ann
60. its not ok to mosh at shows unless it involves spraying fire extinguishers
61. you only hate myxstruggle because they woke up to how gay being a hessian is
62. after over 4 years of the term being thrown around constantly, you still make witty posts on sbm asking what the term hessian means
63. must not work but collect government handouts....then spend this on triangle 7"s
64. must talk a tonne of shit about her nightmare, but when confronted by one of them, you are like a hairy snowman...quiet and round *cough loveofdiaphragms cough*
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