Sep 27, 2004 00:19
Well over the last few years... On several occasion we have had adelaide vs melbourne mosh comps... And usually melbourne gets fucken killed.. Well nodoubt sunday will be the same.. We all remember when the 3 man team of luke cripps, tommy dollars and hair corey came to adelaide for mindsnare... Cripps and dollars both fucked then selves up.. and corey sat there playing with his sick hair... The sunday will be the mosh comp to end all mosh comps.....
ADELAIDE TEAM WILL BE... AS FOLLOWS...
WEBER(the king of the mosh possibly the founder of kick boxing in australia)
JETHRO(former bass player of the punk band str.. does some cracking kicks)
ME(hahha im pretty much the king of everything... I know stuff, i smoke crack and i talk loud cause of my lack of hearing)
JAMES(will possibly only mosh to until the end covers)
BARRET(like weber.. spend more time falling over than actually moshing)
WINSTON(adelaides ring in from byron bay... pumkin asss is good at ping pong and chuck norris)
Warren Tredrea( plays for port power, loves 25 ta life... hates victoria)
and anyone else( anyone else this meaning random dudes who mosh good) email me if u have what it takes
MELBOURNE TEAM
DOLLARS(known for his tallness, this dude really sucks.. Has a good pool and a fat cat)
JESUSCORE( Goes to shows only yo mosh.. Doesnt really care who is ever playing)
BAINA(fight mosh, big dude, likes makeup, loves one x and jarr)
callum(gettten low, prints shirts, has a bowl cut)
One X( if the legend comes to adelaide.. Will be representing with masssive head high kicks.GOOD DUDE. Did i mention orange flat top hair cut)
Steegy( he is from byron, smokes weed.. u cunts can have him on ya team)
yeah anyone else.... U are probably shit too..
BYPC(SMOKE CRACK, LOVE ANAL SEX WITH DUDES)
Dog(homo)
Minny dollars( tall, ugly)
Marty(shit version)
BACK FLIP DUDE( yeah he cracks)
Anth( loves gay stories)
and any of u other ugly shit dude from down mournington.. faggots
The rules are... If i dance like a complete cunt.. and hit u... its ok.. CAUSE ITS MY SCENE... If u break ya arm(dog) dont go to emergency.. tape it up with gaffa tape... So no body be pussys.. THIS IS A WAR....
I also need to mention that chizzzzzzzaaaa from her nightmare got a wristy on the dance floor at switch.. This is probably the best thing to ever happen at that place...
PEOPLE NOW IF U STAND AT THE FRONT OF THE STAGE.. YOUR HEAD WILL BE WALKED ON BY ME....
If anyone wants to play dodgeball this week ring me...