I'm a teen distortion.
So we dropped off my sister and got gum. Tri-Par was out of
Vanilla Coke....The bastards. Anyway, while I was sitting in the
car waiting for my mom to come out of the Wilde's house a van pulled
up. Like right in front of ours. But it hadn't parked and
wasn't on the shoulder. Then the side door slid open, and I was
like, "Oh Jesus, is it some sniper come to do me in?" Suddenly a
tiny girl hopped out and turned back to say something to her parent
seated in the driver's seat. Honestly, wouldn't it have been
awesome if she were
a sniper? I mean, it's not every day you see a little Girl Scout
sniper. I almost wet myself laughing. God, I am a
loser. Oh, well. I will go now and drink my Coke and chew
my gum while listening to my random playlist. I bid you....Er,
goodbye.