I don't want to hear about your sexual history. All right, maybe I do, but don't tell.
Well. I'm in the mood for a good rant, and since I have no one to rant to considering Bobby is telling me his life story, I will do it here. And if anyone reads this anymore, they will deal with it. Because I am bored, lonely, and pissed off. Anyway, Jill sent this to me in an email, and I have gotten this so much over the past years from her and other assorted people, but tonight it just really angered me. So here we go. You must have seen it before. It's fucking EVERYWHERE. Just like STD's and drugs.
"this one i like, i think.
DON'T BUY PEPSI IN THE NEW CAN!
NO GOD AT PEPSI
Don't buy Pepsi in the new can. Pepsi has a new "patriotic" can
coming out with pictures of the Empire State Building, and the Pledge of Allegiance on them.
However, Pepsi left out two little words on the pledge, "Under God."
Pepsi said they didn't want to offend anyone. In that case, we
don't want to offend anyone at the Pepsi corporate office, either. So if we don't buy any Pepsi product, they will not be offended when they don't receive our money that has the words "In God We Trust" on it.
HOW FAST CAN YOU FORWARD THIS ONE?"
Jillian(date here)
Ahh fuck, now my font is all fucked up. Fucking screw it. Anyway. What the hell?! THE PEOPLE AT FIRST IMMANUEL KNOW I AM NOT A CHRISTIAN, YET THEY KEEP ME ON THEIR GODDAMN CHRISTIAN CHAIN LETTER MAILING LISTS. First off, I hate chain letters. They just anger me beyond belief because you have to go and delete them and everything....Second. Why is she even emailing me? I haven't seen her in months, so she sends me a chain letter about God as a, "How the hell are you?" Leave me alone. She couldn't handle me saying "hell" for Christ's sake. Your sending me chain letters about Jesus isn't going to get me to come back to church. It is just going to make me dislike you. Greatly. Also, isn't the government about freedom? Religion isn't even supposed to be INVOLVED, here. Which is what I really don't get. I read a thing by a friend of my brother's on her xanga, and she had some really good points, it was sort of on this topic. Didn't everyone come to America for freedom? Okay, for money too, but mostly freedom. Freedom of religion. So why the hell is the government tying religion into everything? I actually honestly forgot why I was so pissed off and what I was ranting about, but I know that I can't really think straight right now and my mind is completely filled with thoughts that I cannot write on here. And I cracked my neck and now it's all, "I'm a bitch and I hurt. Drink some alcohol and take some pills to make me feel better. Smoke some pot, too, if possible." Fuck you, neck.