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Since I'm all about humor... here you go... laugh at my pain:
1) I have a pinched nerve in my upper right arm. Pinched nerve meaning it cuts off circulation to certain parts of my right arm, I feel NOTHING from my right elbow, all the way up to the top of my shoulder and underneath the arm/armpit itself. Not a damn thing. I went to the Doctor on campus yesterday. What am I supposed to think when I am examined by a nurse, a nurse practitioner and 2 doctors, yet still, I am sent home with the "perscription": "Take some IBprofin, Stay off of that hand and see a Neurologist." W T F!!! So now folks, lil ol Tamy Fancer is gunna have to go see another docter on her HMO plan and then he will either A) Perscribe her with somthing of importance, or B) Do nothing for her and refer her to yet another "specialist". Heres my guess, it will be the latter of the 2 outcomes.
2) I WOKE UP WITH PINK EYE THIS MORNING. I dont know how the hell I do it. I amaze myself. Last night I was fine all cuddled and snuggled up in my bed, innocent if you will. I wake up this morning and *BAM, swollen city. So as I sit here right now I ponder as to A)How long it will take to go away, thats all I need is to be thought of as the smelly kid in class on Monday, B) If my perscription from the last time I had pink eye will hold out or if I need to see a doctor yet again so he/she can drug me up with more shit, and C) Will it spread to my other eye like last time so I can just literally wear my sunglasses at night?
3) I have 4 tests/quizzes in this upcoming week. I also have a dead arm and pink eye.
I know you feel sorry for me but c'mon now friends, what are you filling up more with right now as you have read this post; sorrow for my misfortunes, or pee from your bladder letting loose at the hilarious-ness that is my life?
Oh, and your welcome:
1) I have a pinched nerve in my upper right arm. Pinched nerve meaning it cuts off circulation to certain parts of my right arm, I feel NOTHING from my right elbow, all the way up to the top of my shoulder and underneath the arm/armpit itself. Not a damn thing. I went to the Doctor on campus yesterday. What am I supposed to think when I am examined by a nurse, a nurse practitioner and 2 doctors, yet still, I am sent home with the "perscription": "Take some IBprofin, Stay off of that hand and see a Neurologist." W T F!!! So now folks, lil ol Tamy Fancer is gunna have to go see another docter on her HMO plan and then he will either A) Perscribe her with somthing of importance, or B) Do nothing for her and refer her to yet another "specialist". Heres my guess, it will be the latter of the 2 outcomes.
2) I WOKE UP WITH PINK EYE THIS MORNING. I dont know how the hell I do it. I amaze myself. Last night I was fine all cuddled and snuggled up in my bed, innocent if you will. I wake up this morning and *BAM, swollen city. So as I sit here right now I ponder as to A)How long it will take to go away, thats all I need is to be thought of as the smelly kid in class on Monday, B) If my perscription from the last time I had pink eye will hold out or if I need to see a doctor yet again so he/she can drug me up with more shit, and C) Will it spread to my other eye like last time so I can just literally wear my sunglasses at night?
3) I have 4 tests/quizzes in this upcoming week. I also have a dead arm and pink eye.
I know you feel sorry for me but c'mon now friends, what are you filling up more with right now as you have read this post; sorrow for my misfortunes, or pee from your bladder letting loose at the hilarious-ness that is my life?
Oh, and your welcome: