Sep 21, 2005 12:16
So.. I have a hankerin' to write seeing that Jills class lets out in aboot(yes, I meant aboot) 40 mins... and I really have nothing to do.
To fill up space... here are the memories I have attained so far from only 1 month in m' city:
1. Lets go bother snape.. bother bother.... Naked Time!... *pishoo
2. STROGANOFF!
3. People on this campus need to come to my seminar on when it is appropriate to wear a friggin bra.
4. How can some people dress the way they do and think they look good... or even grood for that matter?
5. Toaster oven literally caught on fire
6. Uno fucking mania
7. This is getting to be re-god damn- diculous!
8. Wrong people wearing shorts tally.
9. F9 and my resulting blindness
10. Spill water on my pants.... 20 mins later I ask... Did I piss myself?
11. How come she is fucking EVERYWHERE???
12. Weird talking girl and lesbian are now my new best friends...when I'm @ the SLB
13. Bastompin upstairs neighbors and broom to celing contact
14. Figaro (aka lucifer) and the delicious liquid he consumes from my toilet.
15. Its the Crooks and Nannys that'll get ya!
16. A middle aged man in a Bently... oh shit, thats Cole Friggin Crockwell!
17. I hate Daniella
18. Hampster having babies... oh no wait... its just Hammie pooping out his organs.
19. Go fuck your mother
20. Magdalena... un quesadilla (pronounced k-sa-dilla) por favor! *southern accent
Oy... God only knows what'll happen next. For now... things to look forward to: Weekend (le smoke?), Gator Growl (canoodling???), Horror Nights (we are getting our tics this weekend G'ville people)!
I'm not gunna say anything about the pictures I still have to post... cause well...... Oh go fuck your uncle you donkey raping shit eater!