Harumph.
Nothing tonight... Oh freaking well.
Questions I ask myself while watching TV:
1) What in the hell is Red Eye about? From what the previews show potential consumers.. a weird guy is on a plane with a woman whos Father he is going to kill and at some point, she stabs him in the neck while on the plane. And the Oscar goes to....
2) I personally dont like waking up and hearing some whore on the Television blurt out "I HAVE HERPES! But now, thanks to Valtrex, I'm free again." Thats right bitch...you are now free to roam the streets and spread this disease to anyone who will come (or cum) in between your legs. I hope one of the side effects she gets from using the shit is gas with oily discharge.
3)What the hell is up with Spanish music videos? If it isnt a 50 year old woman grabbing herself and trying to keep up with people half her age, its men who have these ugly crack whore looking women dancing around and periodically he signs an autograph or eats a cheese sandwich or something.
4)What have Barbie's come to? No wonder at the bowling alley I saw a 200lb 7 year old busting out of a light pink newborn size Von Dutch shirt and a plaid mini skirt... Oh, and of course.. she had on slight makeup and her hair was up in a half ponytail. Look at the Bratz dolls and new Barbie's.. Granted.. some of the clothes are nice. But what blond hair, blue eyed girl do you know whos got a china's (cheena) eyes and wears only lip liner? Hell, I'd rather my child play with the "baby" Pooh plush animals who all look like they have Down syndrome (almond eyes).
5) Why cant I have a grandparent who has life alert or a Hoveround scooter? I want to strap my rollerblades on... attach a rope to the end of a motorized wheelchair.. and take off!.. I also want to yell into the Grand Canyon... "Hoveround".. so I can hear my echo of course.
Hope you enjoyed the peek at what occurs in my mind almost everyday.
2 more days... and I'm free.
Questions I ask myself while watching TV:
1) What in the hell is Red Eye about? From what the previews show potential consumers.. a weird guy is on a plane with a woman whos Father he is going to kill and at some point, she stabs him in the neck while on the plane. And the Oscar goes to....
2) I personally dont like waking up and hearing some whore on the Television blurt out "I HAVE HERPES! But now, thanks to Valtrex, I'm free again." Thats right bitch...you are now free to roam the streets and spread this disease to anyone who will come (or cum) in between your legs. I hope one of the side effects she gets from using the shit is gas with oily discharge.
3)What the hell is up with Spanish music videos? If it isnt a 50 year old woman grabbing herself and trying to keep up with people half her age, its men who have these ugly crack whore looking women dancing around and periodically he signs an autograph or eats a cheese sandwich or something.
4)What have Barbie's come to? No wonder at the bowling alley I saw a 200lb 7 year old busting out of a light pink newborn size Von Dutch shirt and a plaid mini skirt... Oh, and of course.. she had on slight makeup and her hair was up in a half ponytail. Look at the Bratz dolls and new Barbie's.. Granted.. some of the clothes are nice. But what blond hair, blue eyed girl do you know whos got a china's (cheena) eyes and wears only lip liner? Hell, I'd rather my child play with the "baby" Pooh plush animals who all look like they have Down syndrome (almond eyes).
5) Why cant I have a grandparent who has life alert or a Hoveround scooter? I want to strap my rollerblades on... attach a rope to the end of a motorized wheelchair.. and take off!.. I also want to yell into the Grand Canyon... "Hoveround".. so I can hear my echo of course.
Hope you enjoyed the peek at what occurs in my mind almost everyday.
2 more days... and I'm free.