GOLGOTHAN!!!
k hell wants me and i kno this to be true becuz, A GOLGOTHAN HAS BEEN UNLEASHED UPON ME!!!!
ok so it all started about 5 days ago, (fade away to the black and white flashback) It was late and I was supposed to be in bed. Satan must have collected all the evil from all the lies I gave my mom about my homework being done because he started punishing me for it, with a golgothan. While chatting with my homies I smelled a smelly smell, the smelly smell that smells.. smelly. After trying not to gag for 5 minutes I heard the source of my torment. I heard a familiar noise and looked at my dog, who was looking at his ass, then I knew. WTF!!!! STOP RIPPING ASS RAMSE YOU SICK FUCK!!! That was by far the foulest smelling gas ever, or so I would think til I got to work the next day. First task they give me... clean the bathrooms. OK no problem just run in there, sweep it and call it goo- O MY GOD!! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!! COME ON PEOPLE! YOU KNOW DAMN WELL NOT TO SHIT IN A CLOGGED TOILET!! O MY GOD!! THE SEAT TOO?! Y DID U HAVE TO SHIT ON THE SEAT?!!?! After that horrible mess was cleaned I came home to be finished off, by the last part of the golgothan, my other dog Sammy. For fucks sake Lu, how could you use my own animals against me, you sick fuck.
P.S. you are now returning to the normal colored world
P.S.S. for those of you who dont kno what a golgothan is u need to watch Dogma, written by God herself and handed down to the mother fucking Kevin Smith
ok so it all started about 5 days ago, (fade away to the black and white flashback) It was late and I was supposed to be in bed. Satan must have collected all the evil from all the lies I gave my mom about my homework being done because he started punishing me for it, with a golgothan. While chatting with my homies I smelled a smelly smell, the smelly smell that smells.. smelly. After trying not to gag for 5 minutes I heard the source of my torment. I heard a familiar noise and looked at my dog, who was looking at his ass, then I knew. WTF!!!! STOP RIPPING ASS RAMSE YOU SICK FUCK!!! That was by far the foulest smelling gas ever, or so I would think til I got to work the next day. First task they give me... clean the bathrooms. OK no problem just run in there, sweep it and call it goo- O MY GOD!! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!! COME ON PEOPLE! YOU KNOW DAMN WELL NOT TO SHIT IN A CLOGGED TOILET!! O MY GOD!! THE SEAT TOO?! Y DID U HAVE TO SHIT ON THE SEAT?!!?! After that horrible mess was cleaned I came home to be finished off, by the last part of the golgothan, my other dog Sammy. For fucks sake Lu, how could you use my own animals against me, you sick fuck.
P.S. you are now returning to the normal colored world
P.S.S. for those of you who dont kno what a golgothan is u need to watch Dogma, written by God herself and handed down to the mother fucking Kevin Smith