May 03, 2011 00:52
[Junpei's SFC clicks on. He has clearly not been crying. Nope. Not at all. Junpei takes a deep breath, then begins speaking.]
I know I took a pretty long nap, bro, but you didn't have to up and leave me. Dude, I thought we were bros. Bros don't leave other bros behind! It's like the... dude-code. C'mon, dude. Stop playing around. I know you are out there. Somewhere. Probably gettin' it on with the ladies. You always did have more lady-friends than me.
...Dude, just stop it. It's not funny anymore. You know where to find me.