OK, 2 things
1 - I was at dinner with my family last night at a seafood restaurant in San Antonio because it was my little brother's last night in town before he goes back to Georgia. I ordered a bowl of seafood and andouille gumbo, it had some oysters in it, among other things. I know some people just swallow oysters, but I actually enjoy the flavor of oysters so I always chew them a little. The first bite into an oyster I feel something hard - very srange, oysters are about the consistency of flan or something when they're cooked, no hard parts. I spit out the offending hardness, and I find that I nearly ate a pearl. No shit, there was actually a pearl in my oyster. It wasn't big by any means, but I don't know how many oysters I've eaten before, and this is the first time I've ever had a pearl in one.
2 - I now have a mustache.
2 - I now have a mustache.