Get this...

[homerisgod]

So, after school today I stop and get some gas. (which by the way was kinda cool that I filled up for 30 bucks) Then I realize that I'm not going to make it home without peeing. Whether it be in my pants or the toilet. So I stop at work before it opens, and it turns out Steve is there doing some maintenence or something and I stop to chat for a bit

Comments

[adamblue]

Dude. Awesome of you to take some action. What was the damage like?

[homerisgod]

His bumper met my grill. Just need a new grill. Not so bad.

[starlightmint]

smile for me, daddy!
I wanna see yo' griiiill

[starlightmint]

hooray for peoples stupidity!
but then...boo to it also. because though it led him to be caught...it kinda also caused the issue
DOUBLE EDGE SWORD'D!
(miss ya<3)

[tot_staren]

I'm confused...
did you pee or not?

[homerisgod]

Of course I did, and it felt wonderful.