(rant aboot gas prices)

[homerisgod]

fuckin' gasholes being shut down with the god damn high prcies and the things with the monkey humping pump shit and the lack of fuel going up ten cents a day and I'm going to be poor because jackoff mule bitches and water everywhere and whinney bitches not wanting to do their job lack of honor and broken oaths and fucking looters stealing shit and taking it to their secret under water lairs distracting attention shutting down the bitch slut oil refineries that were screwing us over before this and making me use my lunch money so I can get to work so now I'm hungry too and you know gas prices never go down as fast as they rise so we're going to continue to be dick slapped and don't even get me started on how inflation is going to ass ram us twinkies are going to cost 20 dollar a pack the value of the dollar going to the damn fucking ball licking asshole that's right I said ball licking asshole thus making people lead to violence and crime because they can no longer afford to live since the job market is hard a-fucking-nough as it is and people are pouring into our area and have no where to go anymore unless they want to go home and fend off the shit hole gators

In conclusion, if you can afford it, help out a little. The faster thngs get back to normal, the less ass rape you will feel.

Thank you.