The most horrible thing is going to happen...
Today, I was told I smell bad. Mom is going to give me a, *shudder*, bath. I'm not sure where she is going to , *twitch*, bathe me, either outside or in the bathtub.. but I'm trying to hide from her. It's not working very well.
She says she'll take me for a walk and give me a pig ear if I don't give her any trouble. I'm not so sure it's worth it. Daddy won't let me in the room with them until I get a bath and well, honestly.. that's o.k. with me as long as I don't have to have one.
That feline is laughing at me from behind the curtain. That's o.k. she will get hers one day. I'm half tempted to roll in the mud and then roll all over her just so Mom has to give her one too.
*goes off to hide*
She says she'll take me for a walk and give me a pig ear if I don't give her any trouble. I'm not so sure it's worth it. Daddy won't let me in the room with them until I get a bath and well, honestly.. that's o.k. with me as long as I don't have to have one.
That feline is laughing at me from behind the curtain. That's o.k. she will get hers one day. I'm half tempted to roll in the mud and then roll all over her just so Mom has to give her one too.
*goes off to hide*