Day 3...
Wow... Christmas shopping sucks when you don't know your way around the mall...
So, I believe we are on section five of Matt's World Domination Scheme... so yes, after today...
Number Five: Make all mall layouts the same, and within those malls, put all stores into their own sections... i.e. all pet stores in one section. It's really really fucking hard to find presents for people when you don't know where you're going or what's there... since this has greatly lacked the projected violence of all my other sections... bomb the fuck out of anyone who disagrees... that'll teach them...
Number Six: put god damned safety guards around all edges of every piece of paper there is... sure it'll cost a little more, but hey there'll only be a few dozen people left to use the paper by the time this whole thing is through, so whatever. Yeah, Lord Matt got a paper cut under his Holy finger nail earlier and GOD it hurt like a bitch. And YOU my mineons... you werent even there to help me... like what the fuck? Who do you think you are? Do you really think you can come along for a free ride and live when I rule the world without doing shit to help me out a little? Something as simple as a fucking band-aid? I oughta kill all of you... that's your warning... don't push me...
Not as humourous as usual, I am aware, but damn I'm tired, and a little cranky... and yeah, suck it up, there's always tomorrow...
I'm Matt