Bondage...
Hello boys and girls... today I'm going to tell you some more steps to world domination:) to be honest, I have no clue which step we're on, but that doesn't matter because you can look for yourself...
We will acquire the services of one of my many, many private jets... or maybe a helicopter... we'll see how I feel on that day... anyway, we'll use these helicopters to travel to Japan... and we will watch many cartoons... we will find the cartoons most likely to give one a seizure, then we will go to the makers and demand that they make the show more seizurific or else we will deploy the feather-leeches onto their faces... following that we take the new tape to every television station across the world and demand that they play this seizure show, otherwise they will have some very tickleful leeches to deal with... and then, when everyone is having a seizure, we can just kill off a few... a lot... or just laugh at them... this can be done more than once, so, in all likelyhood, at least for the first little while, we'll just laugh... yeah...
Here's a fun one... we'll play catch with a football with everyone... or at least the people we don't like (Caitlin... ha just kidding)... we will have them go further and further back, catching the ball, then, we will have a trap set up so it looks like normal ground, but its actually a pit full of acid and lava... we throw the ball... just past the pit (to insure that they go over it) and *sizzle sound* we watch them squirm...
I'm starting to get a little sadistic... oh well... if you're reading this, chances are you're on my side and you will suffer very little