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So my black ass is sitting at kentuckey fried chicken today enjoying a piece meal (dark meet of course) and up walks a cop. I was like 'can i help you' and he goes accusing me of stealing some cole slaw from this old man's plate that was next to me.
i couldnt believe that mother fucker. he called the cops because i stoled his cole slaw? has he no compassion for the homeless?
so i gave the cole slaw back to the cracker at the table next to me and he was all pissy. i told him he better back the fuck off me because i knew karate and shit.
then the old cracker gets an attitude.
so i junmp up and spit in the doods face. i dont care how homeless I am, no cole slaw lovin cracker is gonna fuk wit me!
so I got kicked out of KFC. At least they let me take my corn on the cob.
i couldnt believe that mother fucker. he called the cops because i stoled his cole slaw? has he no compassion for the homeless?
so i gave the cole slaw back to the cracker at the table next to me and he was all pissy. i told him he better back the fuck off me because i knew karate and shit.
then the old cracker gets an attitude.
so i junmp up and spit in the doods face. i dont care how homeless I am, no cole slaw lovin cracker is gonna fuk wit me!
so I got kicked out of KFC. At least they let me take my corn on the cob.