When uncomfortable surveys attack!
THE UNCOMFORTABLE SURVEY
-Longest relationship:
over the course of seven years....
-Shortest relationship:
two weeks? i suppose if that even counts
-How many boyfriends/girlfriends have told you that they love you?:
two
-Have you ever thought that you were going to marry a person?
yes, i did.
-Have you ever loved someone so much that it hurt?:
what a stupid question. My love for someone else has never hurt...just the reciprication of it has caused a few problems.
-Have you ever made a boyfriend or girlfriend cry?:
yes, i believe i have.
-Are you happier single or in a relationship?
i'd rather be in a relationship, personally
-Have you ever been cheated on?
yes.
-What is your favorite thing about the opposite sex?:
I love shoulders. Silly, i know, but a love big, broad shoulders.
-Have you ever had your heart broken?
once or twice, nothing from which i can't recover.
-Have you ever broken someone's heart?:
I'd like to believe so.
-Talk to any of your exes?:
Of course, few of my break ups have lead to complete and total isolation.
-Do you believe that you are a good boyfriend or girlfriend?
I do, if i'm your type.
-Have you dated people who were not good to you?:
I don't believe so.
-Have you been in an abusive relationship?
Do you think they would have lived to tell the tale? No.
-Have you ever dated someone older than you?:
yes
-Younger?:
No.
-Do you regret anything that you have done with a boyfriend or girlfriend?
Of course, but mostly because i was silly and young.
-Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?:
Some people, not everyone. And yes, it is a biased system how i judge.
-Believe in love at first sight?:
of course not.
-Ever dated two people at once?
Not at all.
-Ever been given an Engagement ring?:
Nope.
-Do you want to get married?
Yes, yes i do.
-Do you have something to say to any of your exes?
Not particularly, and nothing i'm sure they haven't already heard..
-Ever stolen someone's boyfriend or girlfriend?:
Once or twice. I'm wildly tempting like that.
-Ever liked someone else's boyfriend or girlfriend?:
Sure.
-Do you still have feelings for any of your exes?
a complicated question. and an elusive answer.
-Does heartbreak really feel as bad as it sounds?:
I think people let themselves be overwhelmed by feelings of self-pity and insecurity, which causes them to crawl into the fetal position and sit and cry for days/weeks on end. There is a time and place for such emotions. It hurts, i won't deny that it hurts, but it's simply a manner of perspective.