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Howie, I am rethinking your previous offer.
Also, I am almost out of candles. Does anyone have any others that they would like to donate?
Private to Paddy (added later)
I need your...particular skills at the moment.
Private to Dean:
You have any more Jack Daniels? Anything?
You said you would give me anything, remember?
Private:
Is it considered sacrilegious to write to Santa? Do I even care about sacrilege? I suppose not.
To Santa:
My Christmas list is as follows:
Dean: A new set of knives. And an Easy Bake oven
Howie: A Bible. Leather bound. So brand new that the pages stick together. Also...a fire extinguisher.
Max: Some new clothes. Not black. Maybe something in red.
Elizabeth: . Maybe a backbone. Also new clothes. None in red. Several in black.
Sam: Salt. Holy Water. A new laptop. A brain
Paddy: An entire crate of alcohol and cigarettes. He deserves it.
Ruby: Something shiny. Jewelry wise.
Also, I am almost out of candles. Does anyone have any others that they would like to donate?
Private to Paddy (added later)
I need your...particular skills at the moment.
Private to Dean:
You have any more Jack Daniels? Anything?
You said you would give me anything, remember?
Private:
Is it considered sacrilegious to write to Santa? Do I even care about sacrilege? I suppose not.
To Santa:
My Christmas list is as follows:
Dean: A new set of knives. And an Easy Bake oven
Howie: A Bible. Leather bound. So brand new that the pages stick together. Also...a fire extinguisher.
Max: Some new clothes. Not black. Maybe something in red.
Elizabeth: . Maybe a backbone. Also new clothes. None in red. Several in black.
Sam: Salt. Holy Water. A new laptop. A brain
Paddy: An entire crate of alcohol and cigarettes. He deserves it.
Ruby: Something shiny. Jewelry wise.