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[holysiscon]

*THERE IS A BOY STANDING NEAR THE BARRIER MUTTERING TO HIMSELF

THIS IS ACTUALLY NOTHING NEW*

...so if I increase the intensity where it seems weakest...but perhaps it's best to do the unexpected, on something this powerfully random...

Comments

[holysiscon]

He didn't get sick or anything...but I was worried.

[magicalgenis]

It's probably okay, but you should probably cut back on the food.

[holysiscon]

I did.

And then he kept bothering me for more.

[magicalgenis]

That's why you should distract him!

[holysiscon]

...with what?

[magicalgenis]

Well...do you have any cat toys?

[holysiscon]

There are toys for cats?

[magicalgenis]

I'm pretty sure there are! But if you don't have any, you could probably make do with a lot of other things.

[holysiscon]

Not paper, I hope...

[magicalgenis]

That works, but not if it's something you want to use later. But if you have string, you could attach something like a ball or even a feather to it for him to pounce on.

[holysiscon]

He'd maul it too...

[magicalgenis]

Most likely. But better that than other things, right?

[holysiscon]

You're right. I'll have to see about getting some.

[magicalgenis]

If it wouldn't hurt him, you could also try something like light magic...

[holysiscon]

...I'm not sure if I could do it without harming him...

[magicalgenis]

Yeah, it might be hard to do.