at least they are not my pants
#1 UGH: i am sick with a sickness attacking my nose/sinuses/throat. ugh.
#2 UGH: despite being sick, i am mostly mobile, and tried to do some laundry. i sorted clothes into piles by color, then picked up a pair of josh's pants and started going through the pockets. a wingless ant was crawling on the pants. no biggie; i killed it and kept going through his pockets. another ant was there. so i killed it...only to see another. and another. in all, i saw about 40 ants on/in the pants before i shrieked and hurled them onto the balcony and closed the sliding door. so now the ant-filled pants are out there and i am in here and it is too scary to deal with them.
#2 UGH: despite being sick, i am mostly mobile, and tried to do some laundry. i sorted clothes into piles by color, then picked up a pair of josh's pants and started going through the pockets. a wingless ant was crawling on the pants. no biggie; i killed it and kept going through his pockets. another ant was there. so i killed it...only to see another. and another. in all, i saw about 40 ants on/in the pants before i shrieked and hurled them onto the balcony and closed the sliding door. so now the ant-filled pants are out there and i am in here and it is too scary to deal with them.