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[33shits]

[If you're in the central square, it might be kind of hard to get some peace and quiet; there's a man stomping around and yelling at the top of his indestructible lungs. Probably some kind of noob.]Virtuous, you fucking bitch! If this is your idea of a joke, I'm going to shove one of these rabbits so far down your throat you start shitting creme

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[aida_pursuer]

[Azure Kite is standing over in a corner, watching this crazed player from a distance. Why so loud? Kite does not like loud people :<

The AI would try to explain things to him, but sadly, he is still lacking functional vocal chords, and he can't send flashmail to someone he doesn't know... so, vacant zombie-staring from afar will have to do.

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[33shits]

[Gig spots the little creeper and wastes no time in storming over to him.]

Yeah, you, dental tragedy! Get talking before I get tired of waiting if you want to stay in one piece.

[aida_pursuer]

[He moves back a little when the raging newbie approaches. He doesn't really process the insult (his teeth were tragic? what?), and continues to give him a blank stare for... well, lack of any other options.]

...Nnnnhh. [He points to his throat. Yeah, good luck with getting a conversation out of him this way.]

[33shits]

Yeah, I could aim for the neck. I'm more of an abdomen kinda guy but I won't object to a little decapitation now and again. I don't give a shit how scared you are, speak the hell up!

[aida_pursuer]

........................

[yeah how about no.]

Haa. [Cannot speak. Vocal files do not function. What part of this are you not comprehending?]

[33shits]

...Great. A freaking mute. Who the hell put you on the welcome wagon? [At least he gets it. He backs off slightly; as nice as the idea sounds, killing someone just for being unable to talk seems hypocritical, with how often he wants to kill people just to shut them up.]

Don't you things keep a pad of paper around or something? Or do you just go around breathing at everyone?

[aida_pursuer]

[Kite gives him a bit of a glare, his eyes glowing a sharp blue for a second. However, the player hasn't really done anything to provoke him yet, so the proper course of action would be to respond.

He pulls out the Relic from his pouch, holding it up in front of him and waiting for the Flick Reaper to do the same.] Ahhhhhhhh... [Exchange member address y/n?]

[33shits]

What, this thing? [He takes out the Relic and holds it in front of him; the distance between the two is close enough for the devices to register the addresses. Gig, having no knowledge of technology unless it's funny for him to have knowledge of technology, has no clue what just happened.] What about it?

[aida_pursuer]

[Badadadaaaah~

As soon as the exchange completes, he types out a quick flash mail to Gig--]

< this device is used for communication. i will try to answer your questions. >

[His knowledge of the current situation was limited, but when it came to 'The World' there was little Kite didn't know. And even if this guy was a jerk, helping others was one of 'Kite's' traits. It was the least he could do.]

[33shits]

[Gig looks down at the screen when the device beeps, and while he's thoroughly confused by it, like hell he's going to let that show. Of course, the best way to draw attention away from your own shortcomings is to talk louder.]

Fine. I'm still talking, since you obviously aren't deaf. Where the hell am I, who the hell brought me here, why the hell did they do it?

[aida_pursuer]

[The AI nods and takes a moment to type another message.]

< an online game called 'the world'. i do not know. i do not know. > [SO USEFUL.] < there is currently no way for users to log out that i am aware of. >

[33shits]

A game? Look, I don't play around in worlds. I destroy them. Don't waste my time with this bullshit, just tell me whose ass I gotta kick to get out.

[aida_pursuer]

[Gig gets a glare for that. Bitch you don't threaten my world I will kick your ass B| ...only no PKing in towns. But the intent is there.]

< it is not that simple. >

[33shits]

Right, because you won't freaking tell me who I need to beat the shit out of. Are you really mute, or just retarded?

[aida_pursuer]

< i am kite of the azure flame. i was created to protect this world. threats to the system will not be tolerated, this is your only warning. >

[And if he can't PK you he will at least gnaw on your face with his sharkteeth and stalk the shit out of you like the creeper he is.]

< if you continue to be uncooperative then i am not required to assist you. >

[33shits]

Hahaha! Oh, that's rich, kid. I think I just shit my pants in terror! Oh wait, that was just my ass falling off from laughing so hard. You haven't been doing any assisting anyway! Any world stupid enough to try and kidnap the great Gig has gotta be ready to deal with the consequences.