Feb 03, 2011 20:16
What is this magnificent...?
[The World is treated to a mediocre -- at best -- video pan of the landscape. The blue sky, the green grass, birds chirping in the distance... and a writhing, near-dead monster sprawled and rouge bloody across the ground, perfect bait for any hungry carnivore. There is a light whistling in the background as the video feed shakes a bit more. Not before the camera stills for a couple of (disturbing) seconds on the dead monster is when the focus shuffles to a pale face staring quite intently into it's depths. He looks calm and collected -- maybe even a little amused.
Yes, the norm would be a fit of rage, possibly followed by a series of questions and fiery threats. But Waka wasn't feeling these thoughts, no... he was actually happy with being abducted! It was an adventure, after all!
But first he had to know where he was. The pale man clears his throat and raises his chin high and proud before opening his mouth.]
Bonjour! Je suis ici! It seems like I have been abducted. Would anyone perhaps tell me where I am?
(okami) waka,
(homestuck) eridan ampora,
(okami) amaterasu,
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(katekyo hitman reborn) fran,
(sonic the hedgehog) shadow the hedgehog,
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