The magnificent multiplying shirt website
I have a little story to lighten up our dreary livejournal, and it goes a little something like this:
Once upon a time there was a boy who fell in love with a girl. They were very smitten with one another and decided to make a commitment via Celtic Binding (they were kinky). The boy angered his fierce brother by excluding him from the ceremony, but later made amends by offering him a place of honor. In order to participate in this ritual, the boy's brother (let's call him....Bat) had to purchase a costume - I told you they were kinky. Bat went to the special store (website) to acquire this costume; a pirate shirt if you want to know. "$50!" he exclaimed in dismay. "Oh well, he only gets Bound once". And so Bat gave the evil website his credit card number. And the evil website, full of unknown trickery, charged him $120 for two shirts. "I cannot wear two shirts at once!" Bat fumed. To be continued...
Ps-Now I know how my bridesmaids feel - wedding "costumes" are expensive!!
Once upon a time there was a boy who fell in love with a girl. They were very smitten with one another and decided to make a commitment via Celtic Binding (they were kinky). The boy angered his fierce brother by excluding him from the ceremony, but later made amends by offering him a place of honor. In order to participate in this ritual, the boy's brother (let's call him....Bat) had to purchase a costume - I told you they were kinky. Bat went to the special store (website) to acquire this costume; a pirate shirt if you want to know. "$50!" he exclaimed in dismay. "Oh well, he only gets Bound once". And so Bat gave the evil website his credit card number. And the evil website, full of unknown trickery, charged him $120 for two shirts. "I cannot wear two shirts at once!" Bat fumed. To be continued...
Ps-Now I know how my bridesmaids feel - wedding "costumes" are expensive!!