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May 17, 2005 01:36

Self healing? Self healing was perfected by Rambo in Rambo: First Blood when he stitched his arm shut after he cracked a kid's back while jumping off a cliff (and the only reason his arm split open was because he's so tough he wanted to make the bad guys think they had a chance, but yeah right.. it was like Rambo sent them all Christmas cards, but instead of cards it was murder)

I stole that from matt, but he stole it from maddox first. psshh! What a hussy!

There's nothing to eat at my house. When need to rediscover their place in the kitchen, because my mom is NEGLECTING hers! She forgets to do that whole "buying food" thing. That's for women of the 50's, modern women find no sense in buying food for their poor, starving children at home. Somebody mother me! MOTHER ME NOW!!

"who's birthday is it?? somebody gets a shpanking!"
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