I...am not a corncob.....

[holymacaroni033]

I hope that the bastard that broke into my car last week is having a real good time going into stores and pretending to be some white girl named Kelly. My poor car is still in the shop (a week longer that it was supposed to be). They're probably using it to speed around in and pick up chicks. If I get it back to find the doors smashed in, the number 3 painted on the side and a yard stick taped to where the windshield used to be, I'll be ultra pissed.

Who wants to bring Kelly some food?? Who wants Kelly's endless affection and love?? Hmmmm? This is what I want: