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[holykeebler216]

Hey guys :) I have 98 comments from God knows how long ago to reply to, but I've read all of them and they've all made me either smile or feel better. I miss you all like crazy but life is hardass right now. It makes me sad. Anyways, moving on.

→ I can't wait to have a cute little apartment, just so I can decorate the shit out of it. Tastefully,

Comments

[moonfoot_gamgee]

*piece of my soul dies*

Lmao!

Good luck with everything, bb!

[holykeebler216]

lol worst. commercial. ever.

thanks! :D I'll update with pictures soon!

[moonfoot_gamgee]

Anything having to so with Twilight is the worst ever. ;]

[holykeebler216]

I agree. I admit I was entertained with the hype and everything, until New Moon and she did that whole "September....October...November...." depression-life-without-edward-is-so-hard-and-worthless shit. Then I got mad.

Whoever says they are close or past the level of Harry Potter deserves grape-shot in the FACE. and anus.

[moonfoot_gamgee]

Same here. Well, kind of. I thought the first was entertaining, but tbh, mostly for the lulz. I've always despised Bella. I put New Moon down when there were, what, ten blank pages? To symbolize her PAIN and NOTHINGNESS without Edward. Oh, boo-hoo, grow a spine. And how sexist to imply that she's worthless without her man. Well, she is (and even then...), but it's the bigger picture here.

Then I heard about Jacob kissing her when she REALLY DID NOT WANT (she punched him, I believe), and when she told her dad, he just laughed. LAUGHED at the fact that his daughter was sexually harassed. I don't care how good of friends they are, if she DOES NOT WANT, he needs to keep his hands off her. And these books are being marketed to young girls with self esteem problems. Great!

Omg, sorry, SHUTTING UP. Obviously this series tends to make me rant. ...Heh.

And rofl at the grape-shot comment. XD

[holykeebler216]

lol yes omg. Perfect Bella who is Better At Everything than you and Can Do What You Cant Because She Is Just That Awesome Only She's Pretty Normal I Swear. She's a Mary-Sue in every sense of the fucking word. Jesus. and yeah, that thing I said above were those blank pages. I was like....that was just...the end for me. I blurt out "are you KIDDING ME." at my dad, and shut the book. He looked at me like....wat?

lol no its ok. cleolinda has some seriously funny twatlight wank. its great.

[moonfoot_gamgee]

ROFL. YES.

I love cleo's summaries! Have you read this? Or this MSPaint parody of "Twilight." ? I died laughing. XD

[holykeebler216]

I. DIED. AT. THE. EDWARD. IN. MSPAINT. OMG.

will read the other thing later but OMG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HES LIKE *appears; swanky and sparkles* omg this is epic.

[moonfoot_gamgee]

AHAHAHA! I love the OMNOMNOM and Bella's retarded facial expressions. XD

[holykeebler216]

ive been omnomnoming on jacob so i cant really talk hahahaha

[moonfoot_gamgee]

It's okay, bb. I omnom on a lot of people. LOL. It's a verb now, apparently. XD

[holykeebler216]

haha sweet! cuz my nickname for him is Team Omnomnom