OMG YOU GUYS I WROTE PORN.
GOD.
FINALLY.
Up later today after I remember this one word preventing me from finishing properly, and I do mean that in more ways than one 8Db (edit: thanks to the ever amazing
prototypic whom I love and adore, I am no longer retarded and the word I was looking for was "fellow". One of my lower moments, I must say.)
In an unrelated note, I totally think Batman with a lightsaber would be totally awesome.