here is the complex rainbow of my life.

Jul 15, 2009 22:58

okay so for the 3 short weeks ive been at KU (4 in korea in total -- wow, already?), i've already amassed a crap ton of drama in my k-life.

here's what's going on, in the code danielle (best k-friend) and i came up with a mere half hour ago.
also, sorry for so many random RL updates -- ill try to make them into fic soon enough. now back to my life.

purple: jessica
yellow: danielle
pink: anne
red: cliff
blue: jimmy
green: josh
black: paul
orange: andrew (temporarily until someone more important needs a color)


THE KU DRAMA LLAMA RAINBOW
(written in code, because its more fun this way.)

so purple and yellow and pink are friends. then THE RAINBOW go to a club (minus red, who isnt in this story yet). blue gets drunk and starts dancing really close with purple who likes blueanyway so she's okay with it. yellow has a boyfriend, so she doesnt dance with anyone. pink likes orange and they're both drunk and they start dancing really close. then, before you know it, pink and orange make out. black is on the stage with blue and purple and blue and purple see pinkorange and its like uhh okay (awkwardish?). so then as purple was expecting (because blue had been dancing with purple all night with their foreheads together, which is like, super in-yer-face close,) blue borrows some of orange's audacity and kisses purple. so then there's some serious bluepurple going on on the stage, which black unfortunately sees (he also sees the pinkorange facesuckfest). yellow gets no action.

next week: pink tells purple and yellow that she wants to go for black too. so she does and black is like totally not cool with it because black is friends with orange who has made out with pink twice and it's like Don't Wanna Go There. so pink is a little put-out. so then yellow meets red and likes red. blue is being awkward to purple and purple is like What The Eff, yo. chillax. and blue keeps talking ONLY to yellow and purple is confused because yellow says blue keeps talking about how much he likes purple...but he wont actually talk to purple. purple is now annoyed.

next week: so yellow is talking to green and green tells yellow that he likes red WHO IS TOTALLY A GUY but green isn't supposed to be gay and yellow is like what. so yellow tells purple who is like okay green is totally bluffing but yellow isn't sure anymore because she wasn't sure if red was straight or gay anyway. so then for yellow's birthday a few colors get drunk with her and black puts the moves on yellow and kisses her even though yellow does not want. so then yellow tells pink who is like "oh. okay," but then pink starts flirting with red at dinner, and yellow is like :( and purple is like :((( because blue still won't talk to purple like, at all. so purple makes the decision to ignore blue now. meanwhile red is being fought over silently by green and yellow but pink is getting in the way, but red is being awkward and won't talk to yellow but will talk to purple.

but blue and yellow keep having secret conversations, half of which are said to be about purple WHO STILL IS NOT BEING TALKED TO BY BLUE.

so basically...

pink hooked up with orange and likes black but black hooked up with yellow who likes red but green also likes red, and blue and purple hooked up and purple likes blue but doesnt know how blue feels. blue talks to yellow but not purple, and red talks to purple but not yellow.

that is one fucked up rainbow, if you ask me.

korea, oh for fucks sake, rl, why is my life so hard, osm: how to cockblock it, fml, ramblings, fail, lack of sleep has become my life

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