You don't even know.schm0useDecember 21 2008, 09:45:18 UTC
okay. are you ready for this comment (which i'm ACTUALLY SWITCHING UP MY USERPIC FOR OMG)? cuz its gonna be epik. (heh, see wut i did thar?)
ALRIGHT. *cracks knuckles* (i'm still shaking by the way, so forgive any typos)
“Be a velociraptor!” his little brother said. HAHAHAHAHAHA i remember wen we came up with that and u were just like WTF. AND THEN U ADDED IT. SDLGKJA I LUV YOU. DYING.
sculpting the young minds of future generations, as his school likes to call it. He just calls it teaching. LOLOL dying at this too. oh tablo. you and ur sarcasm.
(whenever he told this part of the story, everyone looked at him like he was paranoid, and there would be a break as he spent 5 minutes explaining that no, this student was actually the spawn of Satan in regards to getting people fired, and just listen.) YOU DONT UNDERSTAND HOW HARD I LOL-ED. HAHAHAHAHAHA ITS SO PARANOID OMG HAHAHAHAHA.
ALSO, the entire dialogue between the voices in Tablo's head. LOVED IT.
And then, without warning, Tablo shivered. LOLZ so i giggled rite there. cuz i imagined it like a bad horror movie and IT WAS REALLY FUNNY 8DDD
he saw the boy draw his bottom lip between his teeth dying already, YOU BITCH, U KNOW WUT ANY TALK OF HYUKJAE'S LIPS DO TO ME. LSKDGJLA THAT BOY. UGH.
lololol tablo like OH IM BEING PARANOID and then eunhyuk totally proving him right with his introduction. ♥♥♥
This new student…this Eunhyuk kid… okay tell me why wen i read that, i like, IMAGINED EUNHYUKS NAME BEING SAID BY THE GUY IN ARIRANG. HAHAHA "OOHN-YUCK" HAHAHHAA or like by tablo all suspiciously with AIR QUOTES lolz.
LOL at the essay. fuck you, eunhyuk. fuck you. literally. AND AT TABLOS WOMAN SCREAM I LUV IT HAHAHA
A few days later Tablo was walking down the hall of the third floor of the school towards the teacher’s lounge when a loud, rather indecent moan drifted from what looked like the door to the janitor’s closet-
Tablo ran. LOL so priceless. and i can HEAR that moan anda lsdjgalewktusdead.
Tablo prepared his best stern teacher voice, running over the line of ‘I’m sorry, Mr. Lee, but I’m off to the teacher’s lounge. I will see you in class later today.’ Yes. Perfect. Stern, firm, still respectful-
“Hello, Eunhyuk, what can I do for you?”
…Damn. BLOFAIL HAHAHAHHA. <3333
A promise of what, Tablo didn't know, all he knew was that whatever it was, it wasn’t going to be good. OH but it's going to be good, Tablo. its gonna be very, very good.
“Well, first of all I thought my paper on coming of age was perfectly fine, I don't know what you mean by ‘lewd topic’-“
“You wrote about fucking the school’s dance team’s captain in the third floor hallway janitor closet,” Tablo deadpanned.
Eunhyuk shrugged. “You call it lewd, I call it mature. And certainly hot,” he added under his breath, flashing his famously dangerous grin at Tablo. LOL HYUKJAE HAS A FAMOUSLY DANGEROUS GRIN!??! HAHAHAHA. ok but seriously, killed ded. yup. cuz besides the fact that hes RETARDED in real life, i STILL can see that grin. UUUUGH.
“I keep dreaming about, one day, screaming your name as you fuck me against that desk of yours,” Eunhyuk said wistfully HMMM. What's that sound? Oh, it's just ME DYING. SLDJGLA OH DEAR FUCK.
STIIIIILL dying at the tie in my mouth part, EVEN THOUGH IVE LIKE, READ IT. AND TABLO LIKE *WANTS* but *CANT*.
“You want this as much as I do,” Eunhyuk smirked, hissing the words obscenely at the tender spot right below Tablo’s ear. i LOVE. when people HISS things. IDK Y. ITS SO... DANGEROUS AND HOT. KILLIN ME.
Re: You don't even know.schm0useDecember 21 2008, 09:46:17 UTC
Tablo’s mind was hazy with heat and need, the aching pain in his pants nearly unbearable. He had to be sensible, he had to keep this from clouding his judgment, he had to-
Just then his mind went completely, strikingly blank as Eunhyuk bit down on the curve where neck meets shoulder, just a little harder than what was normal, not hard enough to break the skin, but certainly hard enough to bruise. And certainly hard enough to send a jolt of painful pleasure down Tablo’s frame. lol, so, question. when you read my kyuhyuk, did you read that part that was like A MIRROR of this and go GTFO OF MY BRAIN. LOL cuz, it was like exactly the same HAHAHHA I LUV U and this. my mind. it's going numb. AGAIN.
K the tie. the bondage. THE THIS: The indecency of it all, of Eunhyuk’s hand pushing under his waistband, of the eighteen-year-old student of his standing between his parted legs, grinning at him wickedly; it all just sent Tablo’s pulse faster. OH GOD YES. MINE TOO TABLO. MINE TOO.
okay, shit, paragraphs getting long. lets see...
“-moan for me, hyung,” Eunhyuk’s voice commanded silkily, and the way he made “hyung” sound so lewd sent a fresh moan slipping out from Tablo’s parted lips. CAN I. ARGH. JUST. FUCK. TABLO. EUNHYUK? SHIT.
THE BLOW JOB. IT IS DELICIOUS. SHITSHITSHIT.
and you. how do you do the s&m thing so well? damn.
he felt like a slut, legs parted and hips jerking and his tongue shooting out to lick at his ravaged lips. omg. omgomgomgogmomg. THATS SO. INCREDIBLY. HOT. and tell me, WHY do i have a fetish for sluts? IS THAT REALLY WEIRD? dont answer that. TTOTT
Tablo’s breath caught at the obscene sight before him, him splayed on the desk, clothes disheveled, and Eunhyuk kneeling between his thighs, tongue swiping lazily over and around his stiff cock, his eyes still locked on his, watching him watch him. And then he smirked at him, the tip of his tongue flicking out at Tablo’s skin, and Tablo let his head fall back against the desk with a loud groan.
“Slut.” Eunhyuk shot at him. Tablo didn't try to stop his hips from jumping at the word. hiyaaageeeeeh. m'dead. kthnxbai.
He decidedly left on the thin black tie hanging around Tablo’s neck. the mental image. it is so good.
“Didn’t you know, Songsaengnim,” Eunhyuk said causually again, as if he was making polite conversation. “I’m the slut around here.” He grinned at him, and it wasn’t light and causal any more. “Here. Let me show you.” hi, okay, so, right here? yeah, this is where i died harder than i ever have upon reading anything else ever in my life. just thought you should know. because then, THIS HAPPENS:
Tablo watched as Eunhyuk stalked back to the desk and pushed himself onto it. ... yes i'm FUCKING using periods of ellipses, LEAVE ME ALONE Eunhyuk sat in the middle of the desk and spread his legs wide, knees pushing apart, leaning back and allowing the older male a full, embarrassing view of the goods. YOU CANT. DO THAT. TO ME. OMG. LIKE. okay pretty much i dont think theres anything in the world that makes me hotter than the idea of THIS BOY being a TOTAL SLUT and SHIT.
ITS BECAUSE OF THAT *points up* I FUCKING. ACTUALLY. STARTED. TEARING UP.
YOUR PORN. MADE ME CRY.
WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Eunhyuk’s own hands ran over his chest and down his body ... ARGH FUCK THAT MENTAL IMAGE FUCKFUCK He exposed the soft skin of his neck as his head fell back, eyes falling shut and mouth falling open wide in a silent moan. He began jerking his hand over his stiff length, a ragged moan breaking from his throat. The sound was soft, keening, needy. well, SHIT. i also have a thing for really hot moaning. and. HEY THERE. WUTS THIS? REALLY, REALLY HOT MOANING?! WOW. *dedededed* shit, i want your hyukjae in my bed, RIGHT NOW. BEING LIKE THAT. UGH FUCK.
Re: You don't even know.schm0useDecember 21 2008, 09:47:49 UTC
Time seemed to slow as Eunhyuk opened his eyes and looked at Tablo pleadingly before he snaked his hand between his legs and pushed two fingers in himself. Tablo watched the digits push in and out slowly, scissoring and stretching the boy writhing and moaning loudly on the desk from the work of his own hands. how. is he such. a slut. RIDICULOUS. AAAAGH. OMGOMGOMG. IM SERIOUSLY INCOHERENT. like, THERE ARE NO WORDS.
at some point, i fucking had to like stop reading and like fall off my bed and die. cuz i was just like... i cannot take this. CAN. NOT. *goes back to reading*
And then Tablo lost it. so in my head i read this as "And Tablo lost. His shit. like, thats wut i imagined it was. and i was just like LOL.
and FUCK when he does, its AMAZING. i KIND OF LOVE the idea of him just being like FUCK. THIS. SHIT. and GOING for it.
as the younger struggled to catch his breath around the slew of profanities streaming from his lips idk why thats so hot. it just is.
THE SEX. IT IS SO DIRTY. SLKDJGLAKEIGHSBLKCNVA
Tablo gulped down air and reached up a hand, pushing the sweaty hair sticking to his face out of his eyes before running his fingers under the brown strands plastered to the younger boy’s face and freeing them from his burning forehead. Eunhyuk’s eyes opened and he looked at him, the once deep brown eyes back to melted chocolate with satisfaction and exhaustion. and then... whut? its adorable. XDDD
“I’d say I deserve a little extra credit, don't you think?” Eunhyuk chuckled lightly.
Tablo rolled his eyes and fished his black-rimmed glasses from his briefcase that had been retrieved from the corner of the room. He pushed them up his nose. “You would need it, Mr. Lee,” he retorted in his best teacher-voice.
“Yeah?” Eunhyuk wondered lightly, pausing by the door, his bag slung over his shoulder. “Maybe I’ll just have to work with you after class some more. Tutoring might be good for me,” he said around the shit-eating grin Tablo was now very familiar with. He winked at Tablo’s rather stunned expression before walking out the door and disappearing down the hallway. Tablo sighed after him. IDK i just luved that whole exchange. tablo like *glasses* and *teacher-y* and hyuk like yeah. u just fucked me. see you around. AND TABLO SIGHING AFTER HIM. WHY IS THAT JUST SUCH A CUTE MENTAL IMAGE IN MY HEAD.
Tablo couldn't help but grin. He would have to return this to him. Maybe he would be able to catch him after class sometime next week… HAHA. YES. NAUGHTY. I LUV IT. cuz hes TOTALLY okay with repeated episodes of FUCKING HIS STUDENT.
and i'm totally okay with that.
RIGHT SO. theres my comment. SHIIIIIET. i love you. so much. i dont know what else to say.
ALRIGHT. *cracks knuckles* (i'm still shaking by the way, so forgive any typos)
“Be a velociraptor!” his little brother said.
HAHAHAHAHAHA i remember wen we came up with that and u were just like WTF. AND THEN U ADDED IT. SDLGKJA I LUV YOU. DYING.
sculpting the young minds of future generations, as his school likes to call it. He just calls it teaching.
LOLOL dying at this too. oh tablo. you and ur sarcasm.
(whenever he told this part of the story, everyone looked at him like he was paranoid, and there would be a break as he spent 5 minutes explaining that no, this student was actually the spawn of Satan in regards to getting people fired, and just listen.)
YOU DONT UNDERSTAND HOW HARD I LOL-ED. HAHAHAHAHAHA ITS SO PARANOID OMG HAHAHAHAHA.
ALSO, the entire dialogue between the voices in Tablo's head. LOVED IT.
And then, without warning, Tablo shivered.
LOLZ so i giggled rite there. cuz i imagined it like a bad horror movie and IT WAS REALLY FUNNY 8DDD
he saw the boy draw his bottom lip between his teeth
dying already, YOU BITCH, U KNOW WUT ANY TALK OF HYUKJAE'S LIPS DO TO ME. LSKDGJLA THAT BOY. UGH.
lololol tablo like OH IM BEING PARANOID and then eunhyuk totally proving him right with his introduction. ♥♥♥
This new student…this Eunhyuk kid…
okay tell me why wen i read that, i like, IMAGINED EUNHYUKS NAME BEING SAID BY THE GUY IN ARIRANG. HAHAHA "OOHN-YUCK" HAHAHHAA or like by tablo all suspiciously with AIR QUOTES lolz.
LOL at the essay. fuck you, eunhyuk. fuck you. literally. AND AT TABLOS WOMAN SCREAM I LUV IT HAHAHA
A few days later Tablo was walking down the hall of the third floor of the school towards the teacher’s lounge when a loud, rather indecent moan drifted from what looked like the door to the janitor’s closet-
Tablo ran.
LOL so priceless. and i can HEAR that moan anda lsdjgalewktusdead.
Tablo prepared his best stern teacher voice, running over the line of ‘I’m sorry, Mr. Lee, but I’m off to the teacher’s lounge. I will see you in class later today.’ Yes. Perfect. Stern, firm, still respectful-
“Hello, Eunhyuk, what can I do for you?”
…Damn.
BLOFAIL HAHAHAHHA. <3333
A promise of what, Tablo didn't know, all he knew was that whatever it was, it wasn’t going to be good.
OH but it's going to be good, Tablo. its gonna be very, very good.
“Well, first of all I thought my paper on coming of age was perfectly fine, I don't know what you mean by ‘lewd topic’-“
“You wrote about fucking the school’s dance team’s captain in the third floor hallway janitor closet,” Tablo deadpanned.
Eunhyuk shrugged. “You call it lewd, I call it mature. And certainly hot,” he added under his breath, flashing his famously dangerous grin at Tablo.
LOL HYUKJAE HAS A FAMOUSLY DANGEROUS GRIN!??! HAHAHAHA. ok but seriously, killed ded. yup. cuz besides the fact that hes RETARDED in real life, i STILL can see that grin. UUUUGH.
“I keep dreaming about, one day, screaming your name as you fuck me against that desk of yours,” Eunhyuk said wistfully
HMMM. What's that sound? Oh, it's just ME DYING. SLDJGLA OH DEAR FUCK.
STIIIIILL dying at the tie in my mouth part, EVEN THOUGH IVE LIKE, READ IT. AND TABLO LIKE *WANTS* but *CANT*.
“You want this as much as I do,” Eunhyuk smirked, hissing the words obscenely at the tender spot right below Tablo’s ear.
i LOVE. when people HISS things. IDK Y. ITS SO... DANGEROUS AND HOT. KILLIN ME.
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Just then his mind went completely, strikingly blank as Eunhyuk bit down on the curve where neck meets shoulder, just a little harder than what was normal, not hard enough to break the skin, but certainly hard enough to bruise. And certainly hard enough to send a jolt of painful pleasure down Tablo’s frame.
lol, so, question. when you read my kyuhyuk, did you read that part that was like A MIRROR of this and go GTFO OF MY BRAIN. LOL cuz, it was like exactly the same HAHAHHA I LUV U and this. my mind. it's going numb. AGAIN.
K the tie. the bondage. THE THIS: The indecency of it all, of Eunhyuk’s hand pushing under his waistband, of the eighteen-year-old student of his standing between his parted legs, grinning at him wickedly; it all just sent Tablo’s pulse faster.
OH GOD YES. MINE TOO TABLO. MINE TOO.
okay, shit, paragraphs getting long. lets see...
“-moan for me, hyung,” Eunhyuk’s voice commanded silkily, and the way he made “hyung” sound so lewd sent a fresh moan slipping out from Tablo’s parted lips.
CAN I. ARGH. JUST. FUCK. TABLO. EUNHYUK? SHIT.
THE BLOW JOB. IT IS DELICIOUS. SHITSHITSHIT.
and you. how do you do the s&m thing so well? damn.
he felt like a slut, legs parted and hips jerking and his tongue shooting out to lick at his ravaged lips.
omg. omgomgomgogmomg. THATS SO. INCREDIBLY. HOT. and tell me, WHY do i have a fetish for sluts? IS THAT REALLY WEIRD? dont answer that. TTOTT
Tablo’s breath caught at the obscene sight before him, him splayed on the desk, clothes disheveled, and Eunhyuk kneeling between his thighs, tongue swiping lazily over and around his stiff cock, his eyes still locked on his, watching him watch him. And then he smirked at him, the tip of his tongue flicking out at Tablo’s skin, and Tablo let his head fall back against the desk with a loud groan.
“Slut.” Eunhyuk shot at him. Tablo didn't try to stop his hips from jumping at the word.
hiyaaageeeeeh. m'dead. kthnxbai.
He decidedly left on the thin black tie hanging around Tablo’s neck.
the mental image. it is so good.
“Didn’t you know, Songsaengnim,” Eunhyuk said causually again, as if he was making polite conversation. “I’m the slut around here.” He grinned at him, and it wasn’t light and causal any more. “Here. Let me show you.”
hi, okay, so, right here? yeah, this is where i died harder than i ever have upon reading anything else ever in my life. just thought you should know. because then, THIS HAPPENS:
Tablo watched as Eunhyuk stalked back to the desk and pushed himself onto it. ... yes i'm FUCKING using periods of ellipses, LEAVE ME ALONE Eunhyuk sat in the middle of the desk and spread his legs wide, knees pushing apart, leaning back and allowing the older male a full, embarrassing view of the goods.
YOU CANT. DO THAT. TO ME. OMG. LIKE. okay pretty much i dont think theres anything in the world that makes me hotter than the idea of THIS BOY being a TOTAL SLUT and SHIT.
ITS BECAUSE OF THAT *points up* I FUCKING. ACTUALLY. STARTED. TEARING UP.
YOUR PORN. MADE ME CRY.
WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Eunhyuk’s own hands ran over his chest and down his body ... ARGH FUCK THAT MENTAL IMAGE FUCKFUCK He exposed the soft skin of his neck as his head fell back, eyes falling shut and mouth falling open wide in a silent moan. He began jerking his hand over his stiff length, a ragged moan breaking from his throat. The sound was soft, keening, needy.
well, SHIT. i also have a thing for really hot moaning. and. HEY THERE. WUTS THIS? REALLY, REALLY HOT MOANING?! WOW. *dedededed* shit, i want your hyukjae in my bed, RIGHT NOW. BEING LIKE THAT. UGH FUCK.
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how. is he such. a slut. RIDICULOUS. AAAAGH. OMGOMGOMG. IM SERIOUSLY INCOHERENT. like, THERE ARE NO WORDS.
at some point, i fucking had to like stop reading and like fall off my bed and die. cuz i was just like... i cannot take this. CAN. NOT. *goes back to reading*
And then Tablo lost it.
so in my head i read this as "And Tablo lost. His shit. like, thats wut i imagined it was. and i was just like LOL.
and FUCK when he does, its AMAZING. i KIND OF LOVE the idea of him just being like FUCK. THIS. SHIT. and GOING for it.
as the younger struggled to catch his breath around the slew of profanities streaming from his lips
idk why thats so hot. it just is.
THE SEX. IT IS SO DIRTY. SLKDJGLAKEIGHSBLKCNVA
Tablo gulped down air and reached up a hand, pushing the sweaty hair sticking to his face out of his eyes before running his fingers under the brown strands plastered to the younger boy’s face and freeing them from his burning forehead. Eunhyuk’s eyes opened and he looked at him, the once deep brown eyes back to melted chocolate with satisfaction and exhaustion.
and then... whut? its adorable. XDDD
“I’d say I deserve a little extra credit, don't you think?” Eunhyuk chuckled lightly.
Tablo rolled his eyes and fished his black-rimmed glasses from his briefcase that had been retrieved from the corner of the room. He pushed them up his nose. “You would need it, Mr. Lee,” he retorted in his best teacher-voice.
“Yeah?” Eunhyuk wondered lightly, pausing by the door, his bag slung over his shoulder. “Maybe I’ll just have to work with you after class some more. Tutoring might be good for me,” he said around the shit-eating grin Tablo was now very familiar with. He winked at Tablo’s rather stunned expression before walking out the door and disappearing down the hallway. Tablo sighed after him.
IDK i just luved that whole exchange. tablo like *glasses* and *teacher-y* and hyuk like yeah. u just fucked me. see you around. AND TABLO SIGHING AFTER HIM. WHY IS THAT JUST SUCH A CUTE MENTAL IMAGE IN MY HEAD.
Tablo couldn't help but grin. He would have to return this to him. Maybe he would be able to catch him after class sometime next week…
HAHA. YES. NAUGHTY. I LUV IT. cuz hes TOTALLY okay with repeated episodes of FUCKING HIS STUDENT.
and i'm totally okay with that.
RIGHT SO. theres my comment. SHIIIIIET. i love you. so much. i dont know what else to say.
just. ugh. thank you.
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♥
(i will never get over you crying at my porn.)
(i will also never let you forget it.)
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i know.
worth it.
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