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Feb 27, 2008 22:00

 Actually, having just opened another twenty-four (yeah... it was tough) college letters with my katana - it doubles well as an effective if not unwieldy and dangerous letter-opener - I retract that statement about Whitman and extend it to every college but NYU, Amherst, Williams, and Kenyon.

"I, Dean of Admissions at so and so and thus master of the universe, am thuper-thtoked about your high school achievements. Please apply now so we look good when we decline you. Thankth."

I'm being petty, but could you not seem like such smug assholes?
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