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Dear birds chirping loudly outside my window between 4 and 10 am this morning,
That wasn't very nice of you. I know it was getting sunny and light outside, and it's probably mating season or something, and I guess you're excited, but sometimes you have to keep people like me in consideration.
Listen, I don't know if you have any big bird exams coming up on bird philosophy or anything, but I have an exam and I would appreciate some sleep.
Thanks.
Likewise: to the crazy man in the apartment building behind my house, around 12 pm this afternoon -
Please stop screaming and enumerating all the stuff you hate, and how many people in your family died. I'm serious. It was so not cool.
Sincerely,
Jackie
That wasn't very nice of you. I know it was getting sunny and light outside, and it's probably mating season or something, and I guess you're excited, but sometimes you have to keep people like me in consideration.
Listen, I don't know if you have any big bird exams coming up on bird philosophy or anything, but I have an exam and I would appreciate some sleep.
Thanks.
Likewise: to the crazy man in the apartment building behind my house, around 12 pm this afternoon -
Please stop screaming and enumerating all the stuff you hate, and how many people in your family died. I'm serious. It was so not cool.
Sincerely,
Jackie