Deja Vou

[holycannoli8]

So today I was playing This or That at Carter's and we had to name things that were associated with Sesame Street. I said vampires and not only did my horrendous excuse for a partner not add it to the list, I also got looked at like I said something stupid. I don't say stupid things, at least not when the reputation of my impecable pop culture schema is on the line. I am Stephanie effing Friedel. Jesus H. Christ. So anyway. On Sesame Street there was the count. (He used to count things. Get it? If you were one of the people playing This or That at Carter's you probobly don't, because your all MORONS.) He mostly counted the bats (his fellow VAMPIRES in batform) that were flying around his cave. Cave. He had a transalvian accent and he wore a cape. He was a vampire. The only way the writers of Sesame Street could have made this fact any clearer was if whenever a child got an answer wrong on the show, they were brought directly to the count's cave where he would promptly suck their blood and turn them into vampires as well, or kill them, or something. That would teach them to make mistakes. I'm sorry to say that the writers of Sesame Street were really never that clever.

In conclusion, the only thing cooler than Vampires is Eminem.

Just Kidding. Nothing is cooler than vampires.