let's NOT do this next year.
Title: What Really Happened on October 31st?
Author: holybrunette
Pairing: THE GANG'S ALL HERE!
Rating: VERY PG-13
Summary: Halloween was a few days ago, and the boys can't help but reminisce about what happened on that night.
Ah, Halloween. The night of fear and fright with some tricks and treats. Does Korea celebrate Halloween? No, not really. The majority does not because Halloween is more of a Western holiday. I mean, 추석 (Chuseok) is about as close as you're going to get. Does this mean that no one celebrates it? No. Some people do, but if you walk up to your neighbor's house in Korea wearing a unicorn costume and yelling "TRICK OR TREAT", they will probably call the cops on you. And they probably don't have any candy. Damn. :(
GUESS WHO CELEBRATED IT THOUGH.
GUESS. JUST GUESS.
SERIOUSLY. NOT JOKING.
GUESSGUESSGUESSGUESSGUESSGUESSGUESS.
... The lovely boys from BEAST, that's who! (I know, I can't believe it either.)
If you don't know who's who:Dongwoon: ?
Doojoon: 2b2st4u
Gikwang: theguybelowmesucks
Hyunseung: thesexgod
Junhyung: shockinq
Yoseob: ohemgee
LETZ DO IT.
ohemgee has logged in.
theguybelowmesucks has logged in.
shockinq has logged in.
2b2st4u has logged in.
thesexgod has logged in.
ohemgee: um where is dongwoon
shockinq: I'm not sure.
2b2st4u: Probably doing something stupid :D
thesexgod: OMG DOOJOON DON'T ASSUME
theguybelowmesucks: lololololololololol
islapbitches has logged in.
ohemgee: what the hell
theguybelowmesucks: LOL DONGWOON IS THIS YOU
shockinq: You can't be serious.
islapbitches: Oh, I am.
2b2st4u: So... You slap bitches?
islapbitches: In my spare time, yeah.
shockinq: That's terrible.
ohemgee: fuck yeah it is that's my job
thesexgod: I THINK IT'S WONDERFUL
2b2st4u: WTF?
shockinq: How in the hell is it wonderful?
thesexgod: ...
thesexgod: BECAUSE OUR DONGWOONIE IS GROWING UP TO BECOME THE WONDERFUL MAN THAT HE IS NOW INTO SOMETHING BETTER
ohemgee: yeah a pimp
2b2st4u: OMG
2b2st4u: Guys, remember? That's what I was for Halloween! (:
thesexgod: OH YEAH THAT WAS FUCKING FUN
thesexgod: I WAS SNOOKI OBVS WITH MY HAIR AND SKIRT
theguybelowmesucks: i know and that was some scary shit
shockinq: I agree -3-;;
thesexgod: I WOULDN'T BE TALKING JUNHYUNG
thesexgod: WHAT ABOUT YOUR WACK OUTFIT
shockinq: Mine was decent.
ohemgee: no it wasn't
ohemgee: you were a dog and you had the damn costume backwards
shockinq: Honest mistake.
2b2st4u: No it wasn't, the tail...
islapbitches: OH YES, THE TAIL. xD
shockinq: ... What about the tail? :l
theguybelowmesucks: are you kidding me
islapbitches: The tail... Um... It was...
ohemgee: the tail was like in front of your wang
shockinq: Really? D:
2b2st4u: Erm, yes.
thesexgod: IT'S SMALL!
shockinq: No it isn't!
thesexgod: HAHA DON'T MAKE ME LAUGH
shockinq: I bet yours is. o-o
thesexgod: UM EXCUSE ME JUNHYUNG BUT MINE IS BIGGER OBVS
thesexgod: I MEAN HOW ELSE WOULD I HAVE THIS NICKNAME
thesexgod: NOT BY SMALLNESS OH NO
ohemgee: junhyung he's got you there lol
shockinq: ... Anyway.
shockinq: And Yoseob, I know you're not talking shit. What about your costume?
ohemgee: what about it
islapbitches: You were Edward Cullen.
ohemgee: yeah and hyuna was kirsten stewart
ohemgee: so
theguybelowmesucks: no offense but it was gay
2b2st4u: Really gay.
ohemgee: the fuck it was hyuna's idea
islapbitches: Can girls be gay? :O
thesexgod: UGHH NO THE CORRECT TERM IS LESBIAN
shockinq: Have you been with one?
thesexgod: BEEN WITH EVERYONE MY DEAR JUNHYUNG
thesexgod: EXCEPT YOU OF COURSE
thesexgod: WHICH WILL PROBABLY HAPPEN VERY SOON [rape?]
ohemgee: oh wow
ohemgee: and gikwang your costume was gayer
theguybelowmesucks: what she's an icon you moron
thesexgod: SO IT'S STILL WEIRD TO DRESS UP AS LADY GAGA
shockinq: And put on a dress.
islapbitches: With a wig.
theguybelowmesucks: so hyunseung did the same thing
thesexgod: YEAH WITH SNOOKI BUT YOU JUST CAN'T IMITATE LADY GAGA
theguybelowmesucks: stfu you crossdresser
thesexgod: BACK AT YOU DEARIE
2b2st4u: Anyway... Remember when we got lost? [trying to steer the conversation into somewhere less name-calling-ish because he's that nice]
shockinq: That was because someone lost the map.
islapbitches: And we ended up at some old pervert's house.
theguybelowmesucks: and tried to make us come in.
ohemgee: and the same person insisted that we weren't babies and bringing bodyguards along with us were stupid
2b2st4u: And even stupider that the same person wanted us to dress up as the A-Team and Spongebob and even Dwight, for fucking sake's.
ohemgee: i swear that guy was licking his lips when he saw hyuna
thesexgod: IT WAS NOT MY FAULT GUYS
thesexgod: YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU
shockinq: Remember what that old guy said?
islapbitches: Oh yeah, he was like, "I'm going to have fun with you kids tonight."
theguybelowmesucks: fucking perv
ohemgee: hell yeah he was
2b2st4u: Luckily Junhyung had his phone with him to call a driver when SOMEONE wanted us to leave them at home because apparently 'it would ruin the real-life experience.'
shockinq: When do I listen to Hyunseung?
shockinq: Like, ever?
thesexgod: AWW JUNHYUNG YOU REBEL <3
islapbitches: Actually though, it wasn't that better.
theguybelowmesucks: oh yeah the car ran out of gas
shockinq: ... And my phone died.
ohemgee: and we had to walk 8 miles or some shit to get to the nearest store to charge the damn thing
islapbitches: And Hyuna was crying and telling us that this was some "fucking shit that we got into and Dongwoon I hope you know how to fix this" and crying some more.
2b2st4u: Then we were robbed when we finally got there.
thesexgod: IT WASN'T MY FAULT I SWEAR I DIDN'T SEE THAT GUY AT ALL
islapbitches: Really? A guy with a ski mask and latex gloves isn't noticeable?
thesexgod: I THOUGHT THERE WAS A MURDER =[
theguybelowmesucks: yeah a guy who snatches your phone and wallet is working with the police
ohemgee: shit it was shit and it's making me pissed off just thinking about it
shockinq: ... I miss my phone. TT^TT
2b2st4u: And then they kicked us out for 'disturbing the peace.'
shockinq: What shit is that?
ohemgee: i agree wtf
thesexgod: BUT WE SURVIVED DIDN'T WE
theguybelowmesucks: not really
ohemgee: hyuna collapsed and i had to carry her
shockinq: We had to flag down a car on a street that was fucking deserted.
thesexgod: ALMOST
2b2st4u: Yeah, some bat-shit crazy girls that stopped.
2b2st4u: And were also screaming the whole time when they recognized us.
islapbitches: At least they took us home.
shockinq: Yelling in our ears and talking about our comeback + an almost-dead Hyuna in the back was not what I would call a great trip.
thesexgod: WE SURVIVED
ohemgee: barely especially hyuna
theguybelowmesucks: and you know what really pissed me off
theguybelowmesucks: we could have just bought bags of candy at the store instead of dressing up in gay costumes and going to a perv's house and running out of gas on the car and getting robbed and hyuna collapsing and being driven home by fucking crazies
shockinq: Holy fuck, you're right.
2b2st4u: I didn't even want to do this 'Halloween' thing, but somebody begged and begged for us to...
ohemgee: yeah if someone didn't bitch about it then this wouldn't have happened
islapbitches: I hope Hyuna's okay. :/
thesexgod: ...
thesexgod: UM... LET'S NOT DO THIS NEXT YEAR
theguybelowmesucks: fuck yeah we're not doing this anymore
shockinq: Are you crazy? Of course not.
ohemgee: if hyuna dies you're paying for her funeral you son of a bitch
2b2st4u: [yawn] I'm getting tired now. Can we log out now?
ohemgee: yes gn everyone =]
shockinq: Good night~ ;-;
islapbitches: Me + my bitches say good night as well! ;3
theguybelowmesucks: yep good night losers jk (:
thesexgod: ... GOOD NIGHT AND YOU GUYS AREN'T MAD ARE YOU PLEASE DON'T BE
islapbitches has logged out.
shockinq has logged out.
theguybelowmesucks has logged out.
2b2st4u has logged out.
ohemgee has logged out.
thesexgod: :(
thesexgod: COME ON GUYS
thesexgod: I CAN'T STAND IT WHEN SOMEONE IS MAD AT ME
thesexgod: [sigh]
shockinq has logged in.
shockinq: Of course not, Hyunseung.
thesexgod: ... REALLY :3
shockinq: Yes. You should go to sleep now, ok?
thesexgod: YES... THANK YOU C:
shockinq has logged out.
thesexgod has logged out.
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Author: holybrunette
Pairing: THE GANG'S ALL HERE!
Rating: VERY PG-13
Summary: Halloween was a few days ago, and the boys can't help but reminisce about what happened on that night.
Ah, Halloween. The night of fear and fright with some tricks and treats. Does Korea celebrate Halloween? No, not really. The majority does not because Halloween is more of a Western holiday. I mean, 추석 (Chuseok) is about as close as you're going to get. Does this mean that no one celebrates it? No. Some people do, but if you walk up to your neighbor's house in Korea wearing a unicorn costume and yelling "TRICK OR TREAT", they will probably call the cops on you. And they probably don't have any candy. Damn. :(
GUESS WHO CELEBRATED IT THOUGH.
GUESS. JUST GUESS.
SERIOUSLY. NOT JOKING.
GUESSGUESSGUESSGUESSGUESSGUESSGUESS.
... The lovely boys from BEAST, that's who! (I know, I can't believe it either.)
If you don't know who's who:Dongwoon: ?
Doojoon: 2b2st4u
Gikwang: theguybelowmesucks
Hyunseung: thesexgod
Junhyung: shockinq
Yoseob: ohemgee
LETZ DO IT.
ohemgee has logged in.
theguybelowmesucks has logged in.
shockinq has logged in.
2b2st4u has logged in.
thesexgod has logged in.
ohemgee: um where is dongwoon
shockinq: I'm not sure.
2b2st4u: Probably doing something stupid :D
thesexgod: OMG DOOJOON DON'T ASSUME
theguybelowmesucks: lololololololololol
islapbitches has logged in.
ohemgee: what the hell
theguybelowmesucks: LOL DONGWOON IS THIS YOU
shockinq: You can't be serious.
islapbitches: Oh, I am.
2b2st4u: So... You slap bitches?
islapbitches: In my spare time, yeah.
shockinq: That's terrible.
ohemgee: fuck yeah it is that's my job
thesexgod: I THINK IT'S WONDERFUL
2b2st4u: WTF?
shockinq: How in the hell is it wonderful?
thesexgod: ...
thesexgod: BECAUSE OUR DONGWOONIE IS GROWING UP TO BECOME THE WONDERFUL MAN THAT HE IS NOW INTO SOMETHING BETTER
ohemgee: yeah a pimp
2b2st4u: OMG
2b2st4u: Guys, remember? That's what I was for Halloween! (:
thesexgod: OH YEAH THAT WAS FUCKING FUN
thesexgod: I WAS SNOOKI OBVS WITH MY HAIR AND SKIRT
theguybelowmesucks: i know and that was some scary shit
shockinq: I agree -3-;;
thesexgod: I WOULDN'T BE TALKING JUNHYUNG
thesexgod: WHAT ABOUT YOUR WACK OUTFIT
shockinq: Mine was decent.
ohemgee: no it wasn't
ohemgee: you were a dog and you had the damn costume backwards
shockinq: Honest mistake.
2b2st4u: No it wasn't, the tail...
islapbitches: OH YES, THE TAIL. xD
shockinq: ... What about the tail? :l
theguybelowmesucks: are you kidding me
islapbitches: The tail... Um... It was...
ohemgee: the tail was like in front of your wang
shockinq: Really? D:
2b2st4u: Erm, yes.
thesexgod: IT'S SMALL!
shockinq: No it isn't!
thesexgod: HAHA DON'T MAKE ME LAUGH
shockinq: I bet yours is. o-o
thesexgod: UM EXCUSE ME JUNHYUNG BUT MINE IS BIGGER OBVS
thesexgod: I MEAN HOW ELSE WOULD I HAVE THIS NICKNAME
thesexgod: NOT BY SMALLNESS OH NO
ohemgee: junhyung he's got you there lol
shockinq: ... Anyway.
shockinq: And Yoseob, I know you're not talking shit. What about your costume?
ohemgee: what about it
islapbitches: You were Edward Cullen.
ohemgee: yeah and hyuna was kirsten stewart
ohemgee: so
theguybelowmesucks: no offense but it was gay
2b2st4u: Really gay.
ohemgee: the fuck it was hyuna's idea
islapbitches: Can girls be gay? :O
thesexgod: UGHH NO THE CORRECT TERM IS LESBIAN
shockinq: Have you been with one?
thesexgod: BEEN WITH EVERYONE MY DEAR JUNHYUNG
thesexgod: EXCEPT YOU OF COURSE
thesexgod: WHICH WILL PROBABLY HAPPEN VERY SOON [rape?]
ohemgee: oh wow
ohemgee: and gikwang your costume was gayer
theguybelowmesucks: what she's an icon you moron
thesexgod: SO IT'S STILL WEIRD TO DRESS UP AS LADY GAGA
shockinq: And put on a dress.
islapbitches: With a wig.
theguybelowmesucks: so hyunseung did the same thing
thesexgod: YEAH WITH SNOOKI BUT YOU JUST CAN'T IMITATE LADY GAGA
theguybelowmesucks: stfu you crossdresser
thesexgod: BACK AT YOU DEARIE
2b2st4u: Anyway... Remember when we got lost? [trying to steer the conversation into somewhere less name-calling-ish because he's that nice]
shockinq: That was because someone lost the map.
islapbitches: And we ended up at some old pervert's house.
theguybelowmesucks: and tried to make us come in.
ohemgee: and the same person insisted that we weren't babies and bringing bodyguards along with us were stupid
2b2st4u: And even stupider that the same person wanted us to dress up as the A-Team and Spongebob and even Dwight, for fucking sake's.
ohemgee: i swear that guy was licking his lips when he saw hyuna
thesexgod: IT WAS NOT MY FAULT GUYS
thesexgod: YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU
shockinq: Remember what that old guy said?
islapbitches: Oh yeah, he was like, "I'm going to have fun with you kids tonight."
theguybelowmesucks: fucking perv
ohemgee: hell yeah he was
2b2st4u: Luckily Junhyung had his phone with him to call a driver when SOMEONE wanted us to leave them at home because apparently 'it would ruin the real-life experience.'
shockinq: When do I listen to Hyunseung?
shockinq: Like, ever?
thesexgod: AWW JUNHYUNG YOU REBEL <3
islapbitches: Actually though, it wasn't that better.
theguybelowmesucks: oh yeah the car ran out of gas
shockinq: ... And my phone died.
ohemgee: and we had to walk 8 miles or some shit to get to the nearest store to charge the damn thing
islapbitches: And Hyuna was crying and telling us that this was some "fucking shit that we got into and Dongwoon I hope you know how to fix this" and crying some more.
2b2st4u: Then we were robbed when we finally got there.
thesexgod: IT WASN'T MY FAULT I SWEAR I DIDN'T SEE THAT GUY AT ALL
islapbitches: Really? A guy with a ski mask and latex gloves isn't noticeable?
thesexgod: I THOUGHT THERE WAS A MURDER =[
theguybelowmesucks: yeah a guy who snatches your phone and wallet is working with the police
ohemgee: shit it was shit and it's making me pissed off just thinking about it
shockinq: ... I miss my phone. TT^TT
2b2st4u: And then they kicked us out for 'disturbing the peace.'
shockinq: What shit is that?
ohemgee: i agree wtf
thesexgod: BUT WE SURVIVED DIDN'T WE
theguybelowmesucks: not really
ohemgee: hyuna collapsed and i had to carry her
shockinq: We had to flag down a car on a street that was fucking deserted.
thesexgod: ALMOST
2b2st4u: Yeah, some bat-shit crazy girls that stopped.
2b2st4u: And were also screaming the whole time when they recognized us.
islapbitches: At least they took us home.
shockinq: Yelling in our ears and talking about our comeback + an almost-dead Hyuna in the back was not what I would call a great trip.
thesexgod: WE SURVIVED
ohemgee: barely especially hyuna
theguybelowmesucks: and you know what really pissed me off
theguybelowmesucks: we could have just bought bags of candy at the store instead of dressing up in gay costumes and going to a perv's house and running out of gas on the car and getting robbed and hyuna collapsing and being driven home by fucking crazies
shockinq: Holy fuck, you're right.
2b2st4u: I didn't even want to do this 'Halloween' thing, but somebody begged and begged for us to...
ohemgee: yeah if someone didn't bitch about it then this wouldn't have happened
islapbitches: I hope Hyuna's okay. :/
thesexgod: ...
thesexgod: UM... LET'S NOT DO THIS NEXT YEAR
theguybelowmesucks: fuck yeah we're not doing this anymore
shockinq: Are you crazy? Of course not.
ohemgee: if hyuna dies you're paying for her funeral you son of a bitch
2b2st4u: [yawn] I'm getting tired now. Can we log out now?
ohemgee: yes gn everyone =]
shockinq: Good night~ ;-;
islapbitches: Me + my bitches say good night as well! ;3
theguybelowmesucks: yep good night losers jk (:
thesexgod: ... GOOD NIGHT AND YOU GUYS AREN'T MAD ARE YOU PLEASE DON'T BE
islapbitches has logged out.
shockinq has logged out.
theguybelowmesucks has logged out.
2b2st4u has logged out.
ohemgee has logged out.
thesexgod: :(
thesexgod: COME ON GUYS
thesexgod: I CAN'T STAND IT WHEN SOMEONE IS MAD AT ME
thesexgod: [sigh]
shockinq has logged in.
shockinq: Of course not, Hyunseung.
thesexgod: ... REALLY :3
shockinq: Yes. You should go to sleep now, ok?
thesexgod: YES... THANK YOU C:
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thesexgod has logged out.
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