Zombies, mkay?
Look people,
I dunno about you, but as for me I'm worried about our lack of zombie awareness.
It only takes one infected person, pretty soon it's ten people, then 20, then your entire tri-county area.
You laugh now, but when zombies are in your backyard eating your golden lab, and on their way to you,
you won't be laughing, you'll be emptying your bladder in your shorts as you wear them.
So just a heads up, start lookin' out for zombies, zombie viruses, and eh other 'zombie' related media.
Because if you turn into a zombie, nothing will stop me from throwing rocks at the back of your head and that is a promise,
SIR. Have a nice day. :D