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[holyandsexy]

Is anyone here able to preform a wedding ceremony?

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[dontyou_trustme]

Theoretically. Why?

[holyandsexy]

Because I need someone to preform the ceremony for myself and my boyfriend.

[dontyou_trustme]

I could be convinced.

[holyandsexy]

How?

[dontyou_trustme]

Well, what's in it for me?

[He sounds like he could be kidding. Maybe.]

[holyandsexy]

A chance to relieve the enternal boredom of Wonderland?

[dontyou_trustme]

[A chuckle]

That's convincing enough for me.

[holyandsexy]

How does a ceremony go in your culture? Since all three of us are from different worlds, it seems I should ask.

[dontyou_trustme]

Your classic American ceremony, I guess. Vows, "do you take this man...", "I now pronounce you..."

What about yours?

[holyandsexy]

I'm really not familiar with that. I met America once, but his country isn't in my world.

In mine, it's usually arranged, there are the wedding vows, a ring, a change of hereldry, and a bedding.

[dontyou_trustme]

You met America once?

[Well. He's not going to try to figure that one out]

I'm sure there are some similarities, at least.

[holyandsexy]

There's apparently a world where countries are represented by humanoid personifications. Japan, Poland, and Lithuania are still here. There used to be more.

I'm sure. Thank you.

[dontyou_trustme]

I see.

[Kind of]

If you'd like me to perform the wedding, I would be totally willing to do so.

[holyandsexy]

Thank you. Can I have your name?

[dontyou_trustme]

Vincent. Father Vincent, if it makes it more official. And you are?

[holyandsexy]

Yujinn, Or Yuujel of Zi Alda, if you need my real name.