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holy_martyr

Private and Warded against Claudia and Heather.

Jul 21, 2007 06:31

Oh wonderful. Apparently there's a hostage situation at the church. Apparently nobody can escape because of Claudia. Oh, wow, I mean that's wonderful. Really wonderful.

I do have to wonder where my other self is though. Last I heard she was collecting doorknobs for some God. who probably doesn't even exist. I sincerely hope she's alright ( Read more... )

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::warded::cursed:: magistervenenum July 22 2007, 10:46:37 UTC

Claudia! I've met her. She came in here the other day, trying to win others to her cause. Fortunately, I've always been wary of door to door evangelists... are things really that bad? Should someone attempt some form of assistance?

Re: ::warded::cursed:: holy_martyr July 22 2007, 13:12:09 UTC

She must be quite desperate to be trying to gain followers door to door.

I want to suggest ignoring her, but I doubt that would work.

Re: ::warded::cursed:: magistervenenum July 22 2007, 13:15:17 UTC

I'm sure there are other ways to deal with her.

Re: ::warded::cursed:: holy_martyr July 22 2007, 13:18:57 UTC

All I know is that if God is born her way, through extreme blood shed then things will not bode well for any of us. She's rejected me, and we were once like sisters.

...excuse me a moment.

Re: ::warded::cursed:: magistervenenum July 22 2007, 13:26:49 UTC

I'm not sure I understand what it is she's peddling.

How does this whole god thing work? I hope it's nothing like the way the Dark Lord restored himself.

Re: ::warded::cursed:: holy_martyr July 22 2007, 13:32:42 UTC

In the beginning humans had nothing except hatred in their hearts. They had no joy, no salvation, no love, and they couldn't die. One day a man offered a serpent to the sun praying for salvation. A woman offered a reed to the sun and asked for joy,

God was born from these two people.

Then there's stuff about God giving people death, salvation, and joy. Then she created the Gods, and set out to create Paradise. Then she died.

Today the sects are still trying to bring her to earth. I was raised in one sect. They believe a holy woman needs to have the child God placed in her womb.

Another sect believes in killing a bunch of people to descend God.

There's also another sect that believes in something along the lines of burning toilet paper, and then performing orgies using grape jelly as lube.

1 magistervenenum July 22 2007, 13:34:42 UTC

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2 magistervenenum July 22 2007, 13:35:11 UTC

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3 magistervenenum July 22 2007, 13:35:48 UTC

...yours is a very disturbing religion.

Re: 3 holy_martyr July 22 2007, 13:37:44 UTC

If only you knew.

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