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1. We're not as perverted as you think we all are.
2. No matter what YOU say, your ex-boyfriend IS an a-hole.
3. We like you to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too.
4. Don't argue with us when we call you beautiful.
5. Don't treat us like $h!t, what goes around comes around.
6. We know you're pretty, that's one of the reason's we're going out with you.
7. Don't go into detail about your period. It scares us.
8. If you have cramps and we ask you what's wrong, just tell us it's that time of the month and nothing more.
9. If you really liked us for us, you would let us think that our mustache, beard, or sideburns looked cool.
10. We never shave our legs. So get over it.
11. NEVER ask us if you can put makeup on us. It's just wrong.
12. Don't make bets about us, because one of your friends will tell us, if you don't.
13. When we tell you that you're not fat, believe us.
14. We absolutely do not care about the Backstreet Boys, *NSYNC, 98 Degrees, or what any other guy looks like for that matter.
15. We may not be able to pee accurately all of the time, but at least we can stand up and go pee.
16. Just cause you think you're always right, doesn't mean that you don't have to apologize when you do something "wrong."
17. You expect us to say and do sweet things for you, but it would be nice if you did the same every once in a while. We like to know that you love us.
18. We can't always be spontaneous, so try to help us make the plans sometimes.
19. Don't ask us to beat up another guy for you, cause you might get what you wish for.
20. Never kick us in the nuts "just to see what we would say". That's just mean.
21. Never pretend like you are going to break up with us and laugh when we believe you.
22. Pamela Anderson's boobs aren't fake anymore, but we like yours better anyway.
23. Size doesn't matter, except to idiots who don't want a relationship.
24. PMS is not an excuse.
25. If you want us to put the seat down when we're done, you should put it up when you're done.
26. Don't tell us how cute your ex-boyfriend was. That doesn't turn us on.
27. And always remember: The way to a guys heart is through his stomach..... and maybe....oh nevermind.
28. NEVER ask us to kiss other guys. You might be that comfy with your friends, but to us it's just wrong.
29. We always notice how funny it is after your rip out our heart, stick it down our throat and still want to be friends.
30. And last but not least: We know you're not always right, but we'll pretend like you are anyway.
Why guys like girls......
1) They will always smell good even if its just shampoo.
2) The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder.
3) How cute they look when they sleep.
4) The ease in which they fit into out arms
5) The way they kiss you and all of the sudden everything is right in the world.
6) How cute they are when they eat.
7) The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end makes it all worth while.
8) Because they are always warm even when it minus 30 outside.
9) The way they look good no matter what they wear.
10) The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful thing on this earth.
11) How cute they look when they argue.
12) They way her hand finds yours.
13) The way they smile.
14) They way you feel when you see their name on the caller id after you just had a big fight.
15) They way she says "lets not fight anymore" even though you know that an hour later you will be arguing about something.
16) The way the kiss you when you do something nice for them.
17) The way they kiss you when you say " I love you".
18) Actually...Just they way they kiss you.
19) The way they fall into your arms when they cry.
20) Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly.
21) The way they hit you and expect it to hurt.
22) Then the way they apologize when it does hurt. (even though we dont admit it)
23) The way they say " I miss you".
24) The way you miss them.
25) The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore... yet regardles if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know that you would die without them...it matters not. Because once in your life, whatever the were to the world they become everything to you. When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of their own life is inevitable consumed within the rhythmic beatings of her very heart.