Number 1: dig this.
That there is the super awesome event at which I will tell a story--with my own words and mouth! Plus, there will be many other people also speaking stories with their own words and mouths. The lady and I went to the Valentine's Day show and it was quite the event. So I heartily recommend that you come on out on March 21 and support your local speaking scene.
Also, finally, because you demanded, because you begged and pleaded for it, the first of an 800 part series:
Trip Day 1.