Attention all Patrolpersons and Town Guards:

[holy_bitch]

If all of you are not too distracted by melons, we have a serious situation that requires our attention. A boy is trapped in a cave near the shore, and a giant squid is keeping him there. He apparently tried to sail out from the island.

Any of you who read this, respond. I will be leaving in 15 minutes to go try to find him.

I would welcome help from others who are not patrolpersons or town guards as well, as long as you can take orders and have experience with search and rescue.