REPORT_01: BOOTING_UP.

Aug 10, 2006 15:09

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dandy_bro August 11 2006, 10:04:46 UTC
You know they say imitation is the highest form of flattery..

But ONLY when the imitation is a compliment to the original~♥

Ahhh Kiske, I can see why he'd be so upset with someone of such a cold steely complexion, parading itself in his underwear~♥

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holy_automaton August 11 2006, 11:08:23 UTC
NAME: JOHNNY
HEIGHT: 6'
WEIGHT: 159 LBS.
BIRTHDAY: OCTOBER_24TH
BLOOD_TYPE: O
RACE: HUMAN/AMERICAN

RISK_RATING: A

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holy_automaton August 11 2006, 11:08:36 UTC
PRESENCE_ACKNOWLEDGED.

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dandy_bro August 11 2006, 11:12:45 UTC
What's this? No pretentious clout for me?

How boring!

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dandy_bro August 11 2006, 11:30:17 UTC
Hn! Tell me something, though..

Were you struck by lightning and now slave yourself to the man because you'll be Disassembled? Disassembled = Death~♥

Or are you just a blitzing toaster on the fritz~♥?

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holy_automaton August 11 2006, 21:43:52 UTC
TIME_WILL_NOT_BE_WASTED. KY_KISKE_WILL_BE_ASSIMILATED.

DISASSEMBLY_IS_OF_NO_CONCERN! REINFORCEMENTS_WILL_BE_CALLED_IN_SHOULD_SUCH_A_THING_HAPPEN.

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holy_automaton August 11 2006, 21:44:08 UTC
DON'T_BE_SURPRISED_TO_FIND_MY_BACKUP_TARGETING_ONE_OF_YOUR_CREW....

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dandy_bro August 12 2006, 03:46:47 UTC
Wasted? My good Tin Man! No time is wasted on Johnny.. only gained! Though about Kiske.. I believe you're using the wrong word there... Ehhnn.. Normally when one is assimilated.. They are IE: Absorbed or Consumed.

Are you a cannibal, as well as a walking trashcan~♥?

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dandy_bro August 12 2006, 03:51:19 UTC
Ohh? And here I thought we could be comrades.. I always wanted a pet-robot~♥

Now that you say that I have no choice, but to send you back to the scrap heap should one of your fritzy malfunctioned l little friends touch my darling beloveds!

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holy_automaton August 12 2006, 06:13:07 UTC
SURELY_A_MAN_AS_GOOD_WITH_WORDS_AS_CAPTAIN_JOHNNY_REALIZES_THAT_ANY_WORD_CAN_HAVE_MORE_THAN_ONE_MEANING.

KY_KISKE_WILL_BE_ASSIMILATED_AND_BECOME_A_SLAVE_TO_THE_POST_WAR_ADMINISTRATION_BUREAU.

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holy_automaton August 12 2006, 06:14:32 UTC
HA_HA_HA!

FIGHT_ALL_YOU_WANT. BECOME_FATIGUED_AND_SUBMIT_TO_OUR_NUMBERS.

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dandy_bro August 12 2006, 06:21:29 UTC
Ohh? You're a robot! You should be more specific! Try "Brainwashing." It's much more accurate~♥

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dandy_bro August 12 2006, 06:22:31 UTC
How about I don't do that.. And I find your warrantee and send you back to the manufacturer?

I think it's a wonderful ideal! You'll get to see your comrades again before you're reprogrammed to become a one of those animatronic pirates at the theme parks~♥!

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holy_automaton August 12 2006, 07:13:57 UTC
BZZZT. YOUR_OPINION_HAS_BEEN_ACKNOWLEDGED,_BUT_WILL_NOT_BE_CONSIDERED.

ASSIMILATION_IS_IN_ORDER.

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